Posted by karen_kay on June 2, 2004, at 15:31:06
In reply to Re: rejection? » karen_kay, posted by Scott in Vermont on June 2, 2004, at 14:11:54
i think both myself and my new wife should fit in fine with you and your friends. put some liquor in us and the clothes come off. and doesn't everyone love fires? the bigger the better, right?
i should tell you though, i live in the united states, not canada. i only married a canadian and we haven't had a chance to meet just yet but i have a really good feeling about her. she did neglect to inform me she was poor before we tied the knot. perhaps she could take a lesson from you in being up-front and honest?
and you called it "our" garden..... are you sure you don't want to get married?
about cooking: i love to cook for people. so, if you invite your friends over often, i'll cook. i just don't like to cook for myself. and you'll have to do the grocery shopping of course. i can't push the cart. does that bother you?
and you called it "our home".... are you sure you don't want to get married?
and you said (were you talking while you typed this?) you play many instruments..... now, you have a job in t-com, you are scottish (wowsa! i've always wanted to marry someone scottish), you don't mind smoking or drinking.... BUT!!!! do you play the banjo? it all depends on this one question. if you don't play, i advise you to learn and soon!
about helmets: i worry. i'm afraid they'll bump their heads. will you require your children to always wear helmets in my presence? even when they are reading (and i'll read them a bedtime story too.... i'm good at that!). this is almost as important as playing the banjo!
now, i can't sing nor can i dance. i do dance and sing in the car and shower, does that count? but, i can be quite entertaining, especially when drinking. it's my fine point. and it's rather entertaining when i'm dense, even for me. i do cartwheels too. i sometimes fall into fires when i'm drinking, but i recover very fast. and that's entertaining for some people, including myself. and the lack of clothing keeps me from catching fire quickly. i knew there was a reason i take them off!
about driving: first of all, you didn't say "our car". but, i've never had a ticket (ok, a seat belt but i got out of a speeding ticket in the process). i only hit nonmoving objects (another reason for the helmets. and i never wear a seat belt, unless i see an officer. will you try to make me wear one? would you be mad if i moved your seat while i was driving? or lost some of the cd's in the car? and please tell me you drive a fast car!
about being owned: of course if we do this thing, i'd have to own you. but, if you prefer, i will do so in a way so that you don't realize it. would that help? and it would have to be an open relationship for me, because i just can't be tied down with one husband. but, you can't have another wife. if you do have another girlfriend, i must not know. or, it could get fun if i do know. i must choose her and she must fit my standards, if we are all going to be involved. is that better? oh, but of course i am your favorite. i would have to be! and even if you weren't my favorite, i'd make you believe you were, promise!
i do like the way you wouldn't give me everything i want. it makes things more challenging i think. but, i will not discuss the pony option. you must get me a pony. if not, i'd have to find a boyfriend to get me a pony. i may lose interest in you and look towards the other boyfriend. and then, you'd be heartbroken. so, for your own sake, perhaps you should rethink the pony thing and just get me one. a pony isn't just a pony. it's for your own emotional health dear. and i couldn't share my pony with anyone, it would have to be MY pony and my pony only. not even my wife could ride my pony. i'd share my husband (with a suitable girl i guess) but not my pony. and i'd flaunt my pony too! and laugh at everyone who couldn't ride it. would that be ok?
but, keep in mind everything is up for negotiation. oh, but our mail carrier must be super friendly. may i bring my mail carrier with me? i really like her and she gives my dog treats. and the guy at the gas station who sells me smokes. can he come too? and i'm still concerned about your girlfriend though....
oh, and would you get mad if i hit on your friends?
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