Posted by karen_kay on April 30, 2004, at 18:58:19
In reply to Re: spoc » karen_kay, posted by spoc on April 30, 2004, at 9:29:35
i must say, i read this post early this morning and have had a smile on my face every since. even when i read my peer evaluations and several people referred to me as "cocky" and "sarcastic". even when my german professor went over what to expect on the final, and i realized i'll be seeing him yet again next semester. it's a darn good thing i find him so attractive, with his cute belly. he reminds me of santa, only he never brings me presents... perhaps next semester? i even smiled when my friend kept talking about her new "boyfriend". the boyfriend who doesn't realize he's her boyfriend, just like the last 15 she slept with and i tried to point it out to her, yet somehow this time is different and i'm the bad guy for trying to ruin her happiness. so, today i didn't point it out. instead, while she went on about it, i just reread this post and kept laughing. when she asked what i was laughing about, i said, "i'm laughing because i'm crazy dear."
snip: Now I must go and find you in the early days to see examples of what you consider 'crass,' and get in touch with your transformation!
oh, did i mention that i'm paranoid? i like to think that noone listens or reads anything i write here. and the thought that people ever do frightens me to no end. i sometimes reread my own things (not too far back of course, that would cause me to have a heart attack and drop dead on the spot i'm sure) and not only curse at my own misspellings (and i sometimes catch them right as i hit confirm and that drives me nuts!!.. i've forgotten my own point here... give me a second. oh, it scares me to think that people actually read anything i write here. and then to think that they would have any interest in it? good god! i only talk about boobs, bubba, my dog pooping on the floor, and my old man. not much useful information coming out of my head here. but, what scares me even more is when someone refers to something i've said in the past. cripes! that scares me! sheesh, i can't even remember what i wore yesterday. and then to think that other people remember the time i made my therapist cookies, or on march 22, 2004 i wore a red shirt and my skirt flew up... maybe i just feel bad because i can't remember anything (not just about myself, but also about others too). no, i think i'm just afraid that people here know entirely too much about me. no, maybe i'm afraid that i talk too much. no, perhaps i'm afraid i've posted something that makes me look bad. no, maybe i'm afraid you'll find out i'm scared of shopping carts. There! I've said it! I'm afraid of shopping carts. are you happy now????
it still makes me paranoid to think that someone would want to know something about me. trust me, there are plenty of much more interesting people here to know about. honestly, i'm really very boring. honestly...
i'll not get into an arguement about paper clips, staplers, or 3 ring binders with you today. i will tell you however, that i do have plenty of silver binder clips available in a variety of sizes in case i need them. the different sizes are in fact: 1-1/4 and 3/4. does that help to get on a better footing at least? on a side note, when i staple, i staple on the right hand side of documents. i find it is easier for those people who are right-handed to turn pages that way. i'm right-handed and try to be considerate of those like me.i don't recall ever wearing a bun in my hair. never. my pony tails always sit very high on my head. and they are very messy as well. not that i have clumps and bumps sticking out, but my tail is usually (wow, i can't even begin to explain it..) let's just say it's messy... i tease it. it's cute, i think. maybe others don't but i'm not too concerned with them.
snip: Do you ever slip in a quick pass over the bikini line; or do you uphold the standard of professional waxing?*hmmmm, just what are you asking here? that's strange you should mention this subject as i was discussing just the very thing last night and now i feel very obligated to mention it. i'll think about my confession for a while and get back to it perhaps at the end.
i think i may be dense (and yes, i am very dense) so could you please rephrase the question, as i don't want to give away too much information that wasn't asked in the first place. let me take another look at the question, see precisely what you are asking and give it yet another shot. then, i'll try to answer, you'll come back and say "oh dear, i wasn't asking that at all" i'll feel like an as$ (as happens quite frequently) then everyone will know exactly what i shave or don't shave, what i wax or don't wax, where i go to get it done, or if i don't get it done, everyone will feel accused and put down, my life will be in shambles, i'll quit shaving or not shaving, waxing or not waxing, going to get it done, or not getting it done, the board will reopen, and people will say "whatever happened to karen kay?" the answer will be "well, she was confused about a question about her bikini line, answered it (or didn't answer it). from there, one of two things could happen.....
number one... "she decided to start shaving (or waxing). while in the shower (or while getting waxed), the razor was too sharp, she cut herself, had to be rushed to the emergency room, and never fully recovered. of course, if she waxed, the wax was too hot, she was rushed to the emergency room with third-degree burns and never fully recovered."number two...."she decided to stop shaving (or waxing), her old man never completely forgaver her, he dumped her, she never did find another, she lost all touch with reality (as well as respect for men in general) and never did rejoin the land of the living (in other words she remained in her mother's home and had to continue wearing ganny panties, as a thong wouldn't quite look right without the benefits of clean shave).
does that answer your question? were you even asking a question? were you hitting on me? :)
be candid please.... lolagain spoc, you intrigue me because i often ask people how they sleep. i sleep ALWAYS on my belly. i drool. i often awake in a large pile of my own drool (sadly, i'm not joking here). i now curl up with a special pillow with a special name (perhaps spoc???). i talk in my sleep. my old man does too, and i frequently try to get him to talk to me, but he doesn't play along very often. he becomes agitated. it's sad really, but once he was talking about yellow mailboxes and the poor mail carrier who had to deliver the mail to all of the mail boxes on the house. (i don't understand it either, don't feel bad.) so, i sleep on my belly, drool and toss and turn all night if i can't sleep. when i get into bed, my old man says i'm "bouncy". i jump around alot when i first get into bed until i become comfortable. unless he is asleep, then i lie so still that my muscles ache.
i have a cooshey thing between my sheet and matress, but it isn't the egg thingy... i hate eggs!! and i had a rough encounter once with an electric blanket. it almost cooked me. never again!!!!
sometimes i sleep naked, sometimes i wear underpants, sometimes pj's. depends on how much i had to drink the evening prior or who i'm sleeping with. if it's my old man, usually i sleep in a chastity belt.
snip: but each time the fear of The Creeps will pass through my mind
the Creeps? i think i have met them on quite a few occassions. you know, for some reason people wander into my house in the middle of the night. people i've never met. people i'd probably like to never meet again. this has happened on two different occassions, in two different towns. (ok, so i need to lock my door, i get it now!!) one guy was looking for a party in my walk-in closet. my old man jumped up in his underpants and tried to assure the guy there was not a party in my closet. i simply rolled over and went back to sleep. another guy walked all the way up my steps in a duplex and came into my bedroom. i just asked him to leave my house and lock the door when he left. so, yes i've met the Creeps, but i think they aren't nearly as creepy as they seem..
ubt, back to what you were saying, about that feeling you get when you awake and are sure there is someone or something in the room with you.... YEAH!!!! doesn't everyone get that feeling? it's scary. i literally run from one room to the next when i'm turning off lights. so i'm not in darkness. you never know where those creepy things are. and i'm sure they can't get you when there's light on you,can they? no, i don't think they can... but, that feeling stinks... your heart starts pounding.
and i have frequent nightmares about tornadoes. and that girl from the exorcist. sheesh! she's scary! i'm getting scared just thinking about it. i'm always in my car trying to get away from tornadoes. and that girl from the exorcist. she's in my nightmares often. i have scarier nightmares, but i'll not jinx them by discussing that. i swear though, when i dream about that girl, i awake and swear my bed's shaking. and i think that she's in the room somewhere. i asked my therapist about it and he thinks it's about not having control. i think it's because my mom implanted 'the FEAR' in my head. she saw the movie when it came out in the theatre and passed out. and you think i'm crazy? ha! she passed out! passed out! i still tease her aobut it and she gets weak... i'm going to call her when i'm done and tease her some more, but then she may tease me aobut shopping carts and dinosaurs...
Ok, DVD.... you may think i'm dense, but i have another story about my dear, sweet sister... she got a dvd player and we watched a dvd. when it was done she said, 'it's so cool because it rewinds really really fast..." god love her....
so, you are told you look like kim (is it samantha? i haven't watched in ages..) wowsa! she's a looker. i always ask people who would play me in my made for tv movie, but people always used to say molly ringwald. i never liked that answer, so i gave up. i used to have red hair, so i just chalked it up to that. as long as it wasn't roseanne, i guess. my sister says i look like clea duvall. i have another friend who says courtney love, and yet another who says melanie griffith. so, the results are varied. but, i don't really think i bear any resemblance to any of them. i did once see my twin (i swear this is so true i had chills!) while i was visiting my mother. i was eating and my sister said, "look, there's a girl who looks just like you" i looked over and saw a woman who was rather portly and shoved my sister. she shoved me back and said, "not her, the other girl" i looked over and i swear, this girl looked exactly like me. and everyone at her table was pointing at me too. i went over and introduced myself. we even had our hair parted on the same side. it was really very strange. noone had a camera, or we would have taken a picture. anyone else had that happen? i swear, it wasn't just that we kinda looked alike. we really were the same height, weight, facial features, everything was remarkably similar. it was rather creepy.so now i have some questions for you....
what really makes you mad.... and i mean you get hostile, throwing punches, kicking walls, MAD!
i get agitated when i'm under pressure or annoyed. usually my old man annoys me. i guess i find it's easier to allow him to annoy me than other people (strange way to look at things, i know but i do have an image to keep up). i do remember once he pushed my buttons to the point that i threw a coffee table in his general direction. granted, i didn't aim it at him, nor did it hit him and he laughed when i did it because it wasn't anything that i normally do. but darn it he really made me mad. usually i'm annoyed with him first thing in the morning when i wake up and he moves the smokes to a different room. or, if he says "hey baby" and i'm not ready to hear it just yet, as i haven't had my coffee yet. actually, i'm pretty hateful to him.... i should call it quits and try over again with someone else. any takers? i can throw a coffee table with the best of them :)
have you ever had sex with someone you thought was unattractive?hasn't everyone? in fact, i've been told my old man would be considered a 'geek' i'd never noticed. i still think he's cute as poop. (not that i consider him unattractive at all, good lord i hope he doesn't read this)
do you watch lifetime or lifetime movie network?
all the time! in fact, i've been know to actually record progams and cancel plans if there is a movie on that i'd like to see. i actually invited a friend over once and told her we could watch a movie together. when she arrived she was so angry when i turned on lifetime. she still holds it against me. when my sister had her baby and suffered from postpartum, she used to watch lifetime all day long. i watch lifetime for entertainment. my old man hates it, but every once in a while, he'll catch the one about the anorexic gymnast.
do you prefer GIN or vodka?it's rather obvious isn't it?
what is the one thing you would never want anyone here to know about you? (be honest, i am!!!)
i have a stupid (stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid) pink star tattoo on my hand that i got because when i got my tattoo i decided it didn't hurt and i had some extra money. when i was in the hospital someone asked me about it and i told them it was a gang sign. i've decided if i don't have it removed before i get a real job, i can slap a bandaid over it and if asked i'll reply "i cut myself shaving"
your turn, give me something good here. and you have to know how much i hate this stupid (stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid) tattoo.
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