Posted by karen_kay on May 15, 2004, at 11:07:46
In reply to Re: THESE PRETZELS ARE MAKING ME THIRSTY.., posted by spoc on May 7, 2004, at 10:51:01
i think that is my favorite seinfeld episode. the one where kramer is convinced he saw pig man in the hospital, where a patient falls off the building onto george's car, and jerry is nervous about holding the baby and the guy misses and cuts off the tip of his finger instead.
i've heard about pig people prior to this episode, we called them pigme's and they were in a wooded make-out area known as 'little africa' in my home town.
i've been playing hard to get spoc. i know that drives you back into my arms. plus it took a while to figure out my favorite episode. i also like the one where kramer bathes (or is it tans?) in butter and newman attempts to eat him.
i think if i took after a character it would be george. i think he once told jerry 'it's not a lie if you believe it' and i seem to live by that motto. unfortunetly, i often forget just what i've lied about. but, most people don't bother to call me on it.
and i don't really often read 100% of the first 15 pages of a book. i'm your basic 'skimmer' which means that i read to finish, not necessarily retain information. i don't bother even reading words like 'the' 'and' 'or' or anything else like that. i read for the basic meaning, unless it's a book i really enjoy. then i'll hang on every word and sometimes reread after i finish. but, thankfully, i've gotten out of my 'read every book and piece of information i can find on various dx and try to repeat everything i read about the subject' thankfully! i feel better now knowing i don't have a clue what's going on with me and couldn't care less. i'm back to reading for enjoyment and that's thrilling.
and if you met my family, you wouldn't have to help out on the farm. in fact, we don't even have a farm. you may have to help at the bar, but you wouldn't mind, would you? my mom is one to put people to work when they are available and you wouldn't get paid. but, you would be able to see some really bad bands play, and get hit on by some men that you may not like. but, it's rather flattering, i promise. you don't have to wear a skirt, but clothing is optional regardless of your cankles. you could always cover those with high socks. but, you do get free beer and tips aplenty. oh, and marriage proposals too. and if you are really lucky, you can go snake hunting on the back of a 3-wheeler. that's always a good time.
i'm sorry that i brought back not so fond memories of your trip to canada. i have some fond and not so fond memories of canada as well. my ex brother in law once dropped me down a hill while we were going to watch fireworks. on my birthday even. since then, i've not allowed another man to physically lift me. i also lost my drivers license while there, adn the police were of no help. so, i couldn't go drinking after i lost it. i was afraid i'd get stuck passing through the border, but i didn't. my car died on the bridge several times. but, my sister had the worst luck. she was transporting fireworks (not to mention other illegal substances for her own personal use) across the border and got stopped. they took custody of the fireworks, but never searched for anything else. she was lucky that time. but she was very scared and vowed to never try that again.
spoc, i'm sorry again it's taken me so long to get back to you. it's not that i'm losing interest in you, that isn't possible. i've been looking for a job, a pony, and a rich husband. that's quite a task for a young lass like me. can a pony live in your house? do you know? do you have a pony? can i just come live with you this summer? would that be ok? i won't eat much and i'd tuck you in every night, even if you don't sleep. maybe tucking you in would help you get to sleep? i think so.
ok, i'm going to cut this short for now. i'm sorry i didn't answer all of your questions. maybe you could send me your measurements and that would help me to stay even more interested? and do you think you make enough to get me a boob job? if you pay for them, you can look at them all you want, promise. i really think i need boobs right now. perhaps you could get me one now and one later? would that fit in your budget? i'm certain you, with your good looks and charm, could find a way to get the money so i can have boobs. i leave it up to you dear spoc.
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