Posted by NikkiT2 on September 7, 2001, at 18:03:52
In reply to bars, cars, thrills, chills, pills and bellyaches, posted by kid_A on September 7, 2001, at 15:16:45
Freaky - I;m sure you're part of my clubbing crowd!!! And to name apost after a happy mondays album (almost!)
You're just too cool babe!
Nikki
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> i dont own a bike, though i wish i did, then i could do some serious eco-friendly drunk driving... more advice:
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> go outside the club to throw up
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> do *NOT* pass out in the car park
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> smoking pot while extremely drunk ~may~ not be the brightest idea
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> think about Jaegermeister and Tequila, then ask yourself, do I really have a death wish?
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> do *not* hit curbs with a borrowed car, a flat can and will happen...
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> do not drive home on flat and ruin wheel... please see above
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> do not pick fights w/ 300 pound guys named tyrone...
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> do not punch mirrors in clubs, they are tuff stuff, and if you break them, you'll only wind up breaking your hand (or close) in the process
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> do not jump from the dj booth, its too high, you are too high, please start at the begining of this sentence and repeat mantra-like
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> do not spit at people in the crowd from above without expecting a reaction...
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> always remember, the girl you impressed by flicking a cigratte from the top floor into a trashcan below (purely by luck) will not remember your name next week, do not attempt conversation unless approached...
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> ***friends girlfriend's are strictly off limits unless sex is involved... if you are going to burn you might as well burn for a fuck***
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> do pick small girls up off the ground and twirl them around... that yelp they make is cute, and its fun to be manly and such...
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> do smoke pot w/ the visiting UK dj's in the dancer's changing room...
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> do not drink anything that looks like motor oil, especially if it is a shot
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> beer then liquor, never sicker, liquor then beer, in the clear baby...
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> if you pull a girl's top up and she doesnt slap you, she secretly is an exhibitionist...
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> sexy dancing with friend's girlfriends is permited, when questioned say "we were just dancing, its no big deal to me..."
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> always remember, you dont have to go home, but you cant stay here...
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> if you are hanging out at the bar after close and you do not work there, are not a boyfriend/girlfriend of someone who works there, or are not leaving with someone who works there you are what is known as a scene-vampire, please impale yourself...
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> please do not claim your coolness by launching faux-insults at club owners or dj's, you are also a scene-vampire trying to prove your own coolness, sin #1 in the scene how not to be cool book...
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> wrestling and capering with friends girlfriends is okay, when you are wild it is always good to have an accomplice...
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> cocaine is a daemon bitch, but its still fun
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> always remember, true love waits, it just may not wait for you.
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> your warmest atom heart,
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> KID A
poster:NikkiT2
thread:10913
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