Posted by kid_A on September 7, 2001, at 15:16:45
In reply to some really sound advice, posted by sar on September 6, 2001, at 22:51:15
i dont own a bike, though i wish i did, then i could do some serious eco-friendly drunk driving... more advice:go outside the club to throw up
do *NOT* pass out in the car park
smoking pot while extremely drunk ~may~ not be the brightest idea
think about Jaegermeister and Tequila, then ask yourself, do I really have a death wish?
do *not* hit curbs with a borrowed car, a flat can and will happen...
do not drive home on flat and ruin wheel... please see above
do not pick fights w/ 300 pound guys named tyrone...
do not punch mirrors in clubs, they are tuff stuff, and if you break them, you'll only wind up breaking your hand (or close) in the process
do not jump from the dj booth, its too high, you are too high, please start at the begining of this sentence and repeat mantra-like
do not spit at people in the crowd from above without expecting a reaction...
always remember, the girl you impressed by flicking a cigratte from the top floor into a trashcan below (purely by luck) will not remember your name next week, do not attempt conversation unless approached...
***friends girlfriend's are strictly off limits unless sex is involved... if you are going to burn you might as well burn for a fuck***
do pick small girls up off the ground and twirl them around... that yelp they make is cute, and its fun to be manly and such...
do smoke pot w/ the visiting UK dj's in the dancer's changing room...
do not drink anything that looks like motor oil, especially if it is a shot
beer then liquor, never sicker, liquor then beer, in the clear baby...
if you pull a girl's top up and she doesnt slap you, she secretly is an exhibitionist...
sexy dancing with friend's girlfriends is permited, when questioned say "we were just dancing, its no big deal to me..."
always remember, you dont have to go home, but you cant stay here...
if you are hanging out at the bar after close and you do not work there, are not a boyfriend/girlfriend of someone who works there, or are not leaving with someone who works there you are what is known as a scene-vampire, please impale yourself...
please do not claim your coolness by launching faux-insults at club owners or dj's, you are also a scene-vampire trying to prove your own coolness, sin #1 in the scene how not to be cool book...
wrestling and capering with friends girlfriends is okay, when you are wild it is always good to have an accomplice...
cocaine is a daemon bitch, but its still fun
always remember, true love waits, it just may not wait for you.
your warmest atom heart,KID A
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