Posted by Phil on February 14, 2013, at 9:50:21
I woke up this morning and I thought, today the clock starts over. A brand new opportunity for happiness and joy. To love my fellow man/woman, to inspire others by living my dream. To love the little plants, little children, little old ladies, and little Fiats. Eighteen year old girls and welders. Water towers and crabgrass. I'm so fortunate that I have inappropriate hair and a baseball glove. And all the people that love and care for me even though I probably don't deserve it. No, f*ck that it's Valentine's Day. I'll start on this sh*t tomorrow. But my dreams will be bigger tomorrow. I'll stop the meds and run a marathon naked because that's what a caveman would do...like Lance Armstrong I'll hump his leg, bastard. See the lilies on the water, with a water moccasin underneath? Swim bitches, swim till you float to the bottom. Time for Raisin Bran and acid. Look at that stupid duck. Coffee and c*caine. But with Amy it's real love...Amy Nazwisco from Poland. Stone cold fox, turn on the heater and I Love Lucy. And jellybeans, Bit O Honeys and cr*ck. 14 cavities at 13. None of my teeth are real, just gold crowns over amalgam fillings with root canals. Pray for a black Pope just to see Catholics around the world saying WTF? Remember that scene in Indiana Jones where Harrison Ford, pre-earing, was fighting off the bad guys till two really bad *ss*s were twirling their swords? He was trapped, then non-nonchalantly and totally deadpan drew his piston and shot them both? Best scene ever except that lady in The Fox who sort of masturbated with a door knob. I was young when I saw that, it was pretty cool. I had work to do. And Mark, sweatman-water drinker giving a rebuttal to Obama's State of the Union. Enjoy your gas station job savior, good luck. Fly Robin Fly. C'mon man, if you want it here it is come and get it. Then I got out of bed and petted the cat in the bathroom.. Cats don't have a body part called bathroom so that's where we were. The greeting card, chocolate, and Victoria's Secret would like to thank all for Valentines Day, enjoy it with your lover because tomorrow it's the same old sh*t with a fatter girl. Do you drive a Harley and hang at Walmart long haired man since you're overweight and aging? Great perception for a 5 year old. Thanks mister. What's your name young man? Johnny. Well here's a new word for you, f*ck you Johnny. I knew that word. Where's the lettuce? Isle 5 mister, f*ck off. Good job young man. I went back to bed.
This, THIS, IS A GREAT DAY. Doc I need to double up. NO! F*ck you, you suck as a doctor. You suck as a patient. Wanna have lunch? Same old haunt? See you there buddy. You buy doc, I'm on disability. Is that my fault? YES! No prob, you get the child's plate. F*ck you. F*ck you too. Baskin Robbins? Absolutely. I love you doc. Thanks. Hang up. Doc, This guys a mess. He gets out his putter to putt putt in his office while listening to house music. My therapist is drunk everyday by 8 a.m. I love vitamins, they work better when you snort them.
Peace out from AustinHow people treat you is their karma
How you react is yours.
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