Posted by Lou Pilder on June 9, 2009, at 15:55:26
In reply to Joke, posted by Kath on June 9, 2009, at 13:20:20
> Someone sent me this. I thought it was funny:
>
> A senior citizen drove his brand new Corvette convertible out of
> the dealership and past the Tim Horton's.
>
> Taking off down the Trans Canada , he floored it to 120 kph,
> enjoying the wind blowing through what little hair he had left.
>
> "Amazing!" he thought as he flew down the highway, pushing the pedal
> to the metal even more. Looking in his rear view mirror, he saw the RCMP behind him, red and blue lights flashing and siren blaring.
>
> "I can get away from him, no problem!" thought the elderly nut
> case as he floored it to 130 kph, then 140, then 150 kph.
>
> Suddenly, he thought, "What on earth am I doing? I'm too old for
> this nonsense!" He pulled over to the side of the road and waited for the Mountie to catch up with him.
>
> Pulling in behind him, the officer walked up to the driver's side
> of the Corvette, looked at his watch and said, "Sir, my shift ends in 30 minutes. Today is Friday. If you can give me a reason why you were speeding that I've never heard before, I'll let you go."
>
> The man, looking very seriously at the Mountie, said, "Years ago,
> my wife ran off with an RCMP officer. I thought you were bringing her back.
>
> "Have a good day, Sir," said the Mountie.
>
> KK,
You wrote,[...a senior...what little hair he had left..too old...]
I am unsure as to what the age of the subject person has to do with the joke. If you could post answers to the following, then I coulodkhave the opportunity to respond accordingly.
A. Could the joke have been told with the subject person being someone other than the senior?
B. If not, why not?
C. If the joke could be told with the subject person being somone other than a senior, could you post here (redacted by respondent)
Lou
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