Posted by daveuk08 on August 27, 2008, at 8:43:28
The black Labrador turned to the chocolate Labrador and said, 'So why are you here?'
The brown Lab replied, 'I'm a p*sser. I p*ss on everything....the sofa, the
curtains, the cat, the kids. But the final straw was last night when I
p*ssed in the middle of my owner's bed.'The black Lab said, 'So what is the vet going to do?'
'Gonna cut my nuts off,' came the reply from the chocolate Lab. 'They
reckon it'll calm me down.'The black Lab then turned to the yellow lab and asked, 'Why are you here?'
The yellow Lab said, 'I'm a digger. I dig under fences, dig up flowers and
trees, I dig just for the hell of it. When I'm inside, I dig up the carpets.
But I went over the line last night when I dug a great big hole in my
owner's couch.''So what are they going to do to you?' the black Lab inquired. 'Looks like
I'm losing my nuts too'. The dejected yellow Lab said.The yellow Lab then turned to the black Lab and asked, 'Why are you here?'
'I'm a humper,' the black Lab said. 'I'll hump a nything. I'll hump the
cat, a pillow, the table, fence posts, whatever. I want to hump everything I
see.'Yesterday, my owner had just got out of the shower and was bending down to
dry her toes, and I just couldn't help myself. I hopped on her back and
started humping away'.The yellow and chocolate Labs exchanged a sad glance and said, 'So, nuts
off for you too, huh?The black Lab said.... 'No, I'm here to get my nails clipped.'
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