Posted by Bobby on March 19, 2007, at 22:18:27
A 75 year old man ,who loved to fish, was fishing one day when he heard a voice that said, "Pick me up!"
He looked all in the boat but didn't see anything.
"I must be hearing things" , he said
Then again--he heard the voice. "Pick me up!"
He looked beside the boat--and in the water he saw a frog.
"Are you talking to me?", said the old man.
"Yes", said the frog.
"pick me up and kiss me. I will turn into the most beautiful woman that you've ever seen. All of your friends will envy you and be jealous because I will be your bride."
The old man thought a minute, picked up the frog and put him in his front breast pocket.
"What!? Are you crazy? didn't you hear me? Kiss me and I'll turn into your beautiful bride. said the frog.
the old man opened his pocket, looked down at the frog and said, "Nah---at my age I'd rather have a talking frog."
poster:Bobby
thread:742338
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