Posted by Sabrina0805 on February 15, 2006, at 4:03:55
Against my will, I found myself identifying with this. :-)
FINE: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.
FIVE MINUTES: If she is getting dressed, this is half an hour. Five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.
NOTHING: this is the calm before the storm. It means “something”, and you should be on your foes. Arguments that begin with “nothing” usually end in “fine”.
GO AHEAD: This is a dare, not permission. Don’t do it.
LOUD SIGH: This is not actually a word, but a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A “loud sigh” means she thinks you are an idiot and she wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you over “nothing”.
THAT'S OKAY: This is one of the most dangerous statements that a woman can make to a man. “That’s okay” means that she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
WHATEVER: A woman’s way of saying “&*!#?@ you!”
THANKS: A woman is thanking you. Do not question it or faint. Just say “you’re welcome”.
poster:Sabrina0805
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