Posted by saw on November 1, 2004, at 3:26:42
A is for anger
B is for bloat
C is for chest pains from panic
D is for distended stomach
E is for eyesight and tunnel vision
F is fluid retention
G is for gas (which I’d rather not mention)
H is hyper-vigilance (I’d rather have low)
I is for incisions with scars you can show
J is for joints that now fail to flex
L is for libido – what happened to sex?
Wait! I forgot about K
K is for my knees that crack when they’re bent
(Please forgive me, my memory isn’t worth a cent)
N is for neurosis, pinched nerves and stiff neck
O is occasional night sweats
P is for prescriptions, I have quite a few
Give me another pill, I’ll be good as new
Q is for queasiness. Wine or flu?
R is for reflux, one meal becomes two
S is for sleepless nights, counting my fears
T is for tinnitus, I hear bells in my hears
U is for urinary, flow too much
V is for vertigo, that’s ‘dizzy’ you know
W is for worry and weight gain, now what’s going around?
Y is for another year I’ve left behind
Z is for zest that I can’t seem to findI’ve survived all the symptoms my body’s deployed.
And kept 100 doctors gainfully employed!!
Is being depressed great?
Sabrina
poster:saw
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