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About those birds and their eyes : » Jai Narayan

Posted by Karen_kay on March 27, 2004, at 20:39:29

In reply to Okay this is too much brutality, posted by Jai Narayan on March 26, 2004, at 9:08:01

Am I what, squeaky clean? I'm not sure what you meant by that question. Do I shower? Yes. Do I have a clean record? I'd rather not answer that one. Do I have a dirty mind? Hello, figure that one out yourself. But, just because you intepret what I say wrong doesn't mean that I intended it that way, now does it?

About those birds....

They walk funny. And they have scrawny legs. And big noses. And they eat worms. And they chew food and feed it to their babies (yeck!). And they hatch! And that's just not right. And their eyes are on the sides of their heads, so when they look at you, they have to keep turning their heads from side to side. I've decided that I DO NOT like birds at all. They are rather scary. AND they can fly! That's not right either. We can't fly on our own power, so they shouldn't be able to either. Why don't you watch dogs instead? Or mules? Why do people watch birds? It's weird! Weird, weird, WEIRD! Did I mention their eyes? That's scary Jai, just scary!

My friend used to have a parakeet with a cage that hung up in her kitchen and she used to hide under it and jump up to the side and scare the bird because it couldn't see her coming. I know, I know, IT'S SOOOO MEAN. But, BOY did I laugh! Oh, I laughed so hard I almost wet myself.


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