Posted by Karen_kay on March 22, 2004, at 17:53:48
In reply to Re: You are absolute perfection!!!!! » kid47, posted by All Done on March 22, 2004, at 16:49:44
(first of all, that line just isn't long enough) ..kid's talents reach beyond the pompons. And are you sure that's how you spell pompons anyway? I think Bean should be disqualified anyway. No one wants a guy who tucks sweaters into his shirts on her arm anyway, except Miss Honey, and I assure you she'd have no trouble taking him home anyday. So, that leaves Bubba, Beefcake, Burt (can't forget Elle in this mess), and there was Big as a judge as well, but he wasn't really a major contendor. So, kid can take his place and perhaps we can leave Bean in for entertainment purposes. Now, everyone knows who gets my vote, as I don't really even find Bubba attractive any longer, Bean can barely tie his velcro shoes without his mother's help, Beefacke is lousy in the sack and Big is too busy combing his hair to even give me a second look, and lately Burt's been less than helpful.
Now, let's talk about Mr. Blues (I think that would be kid). Unless, of course he wants a different name for the pageant--oops--I mean competition. Would you be wearing a speedo or a tuxedo? A french twist or your hair down? Makeup or none? You must discuss all the girlie aspects if you are to be involved in a beauty pageant kid. And you hope to win the crown. And the prize of course would be----meds for life! What a great prize, eh? Now, for this one, I'm thinking Vegas? Can't we do Vegas? I just love Vegas. Free drinks and gambling, you can't beat that. And everyone knows Karen's awful fun when she gets loaded. And could you play guitar naked? And an 80's song, like "Every Rose Has it's Thorn" or "Cherry Pie" or something sweet like that? I'm a sucker for those timeless classics. I heard All Done's a fan as well. But, I suppose something more like JJ Cale would suit me fine too. So, are you up for the challenge kid? You don't have to do much, just allow us to make fun of you is really all you have to do. You could even make fun of yourself. Though, I'm certain it would all be lies, as there isn't anything about you that I'd change. Well, except that pesky comb-over. Next time I see you (tonight perhaps?) I'll bring the razor.
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