Posted by EscherDementian on February 12, 2004, at 6:34:39
In reply to Best Wardrobe Malfunctions poll, posted by gardenergirl on February 3, 2004, at 20:24:28
Okay, this didn't happen to us, but for my cousin, sister and me, it will go down in history as Absolutely The Very Funniest Wardrobe Malfunction In The Whole World For The Rest Of Our Lives.
Our Gram'ma who had a very *spansive* rear end, and wore very loose moo-moos came in to sit on my sister's bed where we were all playing, and sat down ontop of my cousin's favorite stuffed animal. We all exclaimed urgently "Gram'ma the kitty! THE KITTY, Gram'ma!", and thinking she had by accident let our REAL cat out of the room, she stood up and went waddling out of our room into the rest of the Christmas party of Adults, Parents, Aunties and Uncles calling "Here Kitty kitty kitty..." with that stuffed kitty still stuck facefirst in the crack between her butt-cheeks... waddling through the house.
This is no urban legend, it happened to us. i have since seen a greeting card depicting the very same thing, and wondered "who told!?"
For my sis' and cuz' and me, the vision of that will forever be etched in our ticklebones, along with more than a little guilt regarding the hysterical hilarity that prevented us from telling G'ma... to straighten out her moo-moo.
Escher
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