Posted by Karen_kay on January 20, 2004, at 19:21:49
In reply to Re: Mr. Psychobabble USA, posted by gardenergirl on January 19, 2004, at 23:37:47
Bear.... That will do quite nice. But is he soft and cuddly? And as for the yellow slicker, if that was all he wore to sessions, well it might just be OK...
And I don't completely agree with your version of the talent competition. Now, I see you walking on stage in a Cinderella type princess gown, trying yet to out-do the rest of the competition. You will not succeed though. Even with Bear's support and encouragement. You attempt to sing a stunning rendition of "I Know What Boys Like" while hiking up your skirt. But, you forgot to shave your legs, for the past 10 years! Elle freaks out because she thinks that you have spiders crawling up your legs. This causes her to go stark-raving mad and she begins hitting your legs with your own rifle. Bear tries to break things up, getting pistol-whipped in the process (yes, I know it's not a pistol, but does the term still apply?), rendering him unconscious. He's put to bed. Your legs are severely bruised in the process, and Elle has a fainting spell. That only leaves Karen, Miss Honey (little competition, I must say), Fallsfall and All Done at this point, am I correct. But, in walks Gabbi....(GASP!!!!) And everyone knows that a sassy lady always wins a pageant! (And if Gabbi's half as good looking as she is sassy, ladies, we have NO chance...Well, except me of course! :))
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