Posted by All Done on January 19, 2004, at 2:45:42
In reply to Mr. Psychobabble USA, posted by Miss Honeychurch on January 18, 2004, at 20:29:10
I must say, the idea of *Mr.* Psychobabble is intriguing. Yet again, though, you ladies are wallowing in your idealization of your poor, tormented therapists. I, on the other hand, have quite a grip on reality and will tell you exactly how the competition plays out.
Office attire: This is a close call. Beefcake, Bubba, and Big are in a dead heat. Beefcake has an extensive stylish wardrobe and has been known to pull up his socks with even the slightest inkling that his leg might be exposed. But the deciding factor is when they put their winter coats on. Bubba, being the youngest, still wears his coat from college that is quite unflattering in the purple and orange school colors. Big is much to stuffy in his wool overcoat and Burt, having spent many months at Club Med with Elle, is not used to the cold D.C. weather and has the biggest, puffiest, ankle length down coat you’ve ever seen. We won’t even mention Bean in his Members Only jacket. Thank goodness for Beefcake when he shows up in his very sexy car length black leather coat. He wins, hands down. Plus, he gets extra points for having the coolest office in one of the coolest areas of downtown.
Swimsuit: Beefcake wins for obvious reasons – he has the body of a Grecian god! Since he knows he cannot be with me, he does not want to be with any other woman. Hence, a lot of free time which he spends at the gym working out all of his pent up energy. Plus, sometimes I walk behind him to the office and he has what someone from the 80s might refer to as “Buns of Steel”.
Talent: Again, since Beefcake has spent a great deal of time in 80s dance clubs, he has become quite good at his routine performed to “Jesse’s Girl”. Bubba sings as well, but his material just doesn’t cut it. The school song doesn’t do anything for the judges.
Situations: Okay. If the question is what Karen suggested, I’ll give this one to Bubba.
Congeniality: Hmm. Given the gentle way Dr. Bob has responded to our little thread here and expressed his concern for others feelings, we may have to award this category to him, if he chooses to participate. Otherwise, it goes to Beefcake who has shaken my hand and patted me on the shoulder only at the most appropriate times.
So here we are, Beefcake has won three out of five categories. Probably four since Dr. Bob will refuse to twirl a baton in our presence and therefore, won’t be eligible for the competition (he can still get Mr. Congeniality, though).
Here he comes, Mr. Beefcake Psychobabble…
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