Posted by Dr. Bob on October 17, 2003, at 19:09:38
In reply to What do GP's really know?, posted by TonyIreland on October 14, 2003, at 18:22:51
Re: What do GP's really know?
Posted by Elle2021 on October 17, 2003, at 4:27:32
In reply to What do GP's really know?, posted by TonyIreland on October 14, 2003, at 18:22:51
In answer to your question, yes God is up there. It says in the Bible he is only capable of doing good things, and that Satan is free to test us--and I believe that is why we are in pain. We must overcome.
Your other question: What do GP's really know?
Well, I have to say that in my experience, nothing substitutes for a good psychiatrist, not even a GP. So I suggest you find one or ask your GP for a referral to one.----
Re: What do GP's really know?
Posted by TonyIreland on October 17, 2003, at 16:09:47
In reply to Re: What do GP's really know?, posted by Elle2021 on October 17, 2003, at 4:27:32
> In answer to your question, yes God is up there. It says in the Bible he is only capable of doing good things, and that Satan is free to test us--and I believe that is why we are in pain. We must overcome.
I wasn't expecting an answer on the God question - it was just a figure of Speech. But on that topic - You nor anyone else can qualify that a God exists, ask any of them to prove it!! Plus just because the bible says something doesnt make it fact. In my opinion, the bible is the biggest load of bullsh*t i have ever read but I do see the set of morals, which are good, it tries to set. Don't tell me all that crap about Satan & God - you dont know and thats FACT.Here's what the Bible should read:
In The Beginning
In the beginning God created the heavens and the Earth. And the Earth
was without form, and void, and darkness was upon the face of the deep.And Satan said, "It doesn't get any better than this."
And God said, "Let there be light," and there was light.
And God said, "Let the earth bring forth grass, the herb yielding seed,
and the fruit tree yielding fruit," and God saw that it was good.And Satan said, "There goes the neighborhood."
And God said, "Let us make Man in our image, after our likeness, and let
them have dominion over the fish of the sea, and over the fowl of the
air and over the cattle, and over all the Earth, and over every creeping
thing that creepeth upon the Earth." And so God created Man in his own
image; male and female created he them. And God looked upon Man and
Woman and saw that they were lean and fit.And Satan said, "I know how I can get back in this game."
And God populated the earth with broccoli and cauliflower and spinach,
green and yellow vegetables of all kinds, so Man and Woman would live
long and healthy lives.And Satan created McDonald's. And McDonald's brought forth the 99-cent
double cheeseburger.And Satan said to Man, "You want fries with that?"
And Man said, "Supersize them." And Man gained 5 pounds.
And God created the healthful yoghurt, that woman might keep her
figure that man found so fair.And Satan brought forth chocolate. And Woman gained 5 pounds.
And God said, "Try my crispy fresh salad."
And Satan brought forth Ben and Jerry's. And Woman gained 10 pounds.
And God said, "I have sent thee heart-healthy vegetables and olive oil
with which to cook them."And Satan brought forth chicken-fried steak so big it needed its own
platter.And Man gained 10 pounds and his bad cholesterol went through the roof.
And God brought forth running shoes and Man resolved to lose those extra
pounds.And Satan brought forth cable TV with remote control so Man would not
have to toil to change channels between ESPN and ESPN2.And Man gained another 20 pounds.
And God said, "You're running up the score, Devil." And God brought
forth the potato, a vegetable naturally low in fat and brimming with
nutrition.And Satan peeled off the healthful skin and sliced the starchy center
into chips and deep-fat fried them. And he created sour cream dip also.And Man clutched his remote control and ate the potato chips swaddled in
cholesterol. And Satan saw and said, "It is good."And Man went into cardiac arrest.
And God sighed and created quadruple bypass surgery.
And Satan created HMO's
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Re: What do GP's really know?
Posted by Elle2021 on October 17, 2003, at 18:06:36
In reply to Re: What do GP's really know?, posted by Elle2021 on October 17, 2003, at 4:27:32
Wow, you really do need help don't you, sincerely hope you find some...fast. -Elle
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