Haiku messages for Babble

Posted by OddipusRex on March 10, 2003, at 18:17:57

In reply to Very funny, Haiku Error Messages, posted by Gabbix2 on March 10, 2003, at 15:25:31

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> In Japan, they have replaced the impersonal and unhelpful Microsoft
>
> error messages with Haiku poetry messages.
> Here are 16 actual error messages from Japan.
>
> The Web site you seek
>
> Cannot be located, but
> Countless more exist.
> - ------------------------------------------
> Chaos reigns within.
> Reflect, repent, and reboot.
> Order shall return.
> - ---------------------------------------------
> Program aborting:
> Close all that you have worked on.
> You ask far too much.
> - ----------------------------------------------
> Windows NT crashed.
> I am the Blue Screen of Death.
> No one hears your screams.
> - ------------------------------------------------
> Yesterday it worked.
> Today it is not working.
> Windows is like that.
> - -------------------------------------------------
> Your file was so big.
> It might be very useful.
> But now it is gone.
> - -----------------------------------------
> Stay the patient course.
> Of little worth is your ire.
> The network is down.
> - -------------------------------------------------
> A crash reduces
> Your expensive computer
> To a simple stone.
> - ------------------------------------------------
> Three things are certain:
> Death, taxes and lost data.
> Guess which has occurred.
> - -------------------------------------------------
> You step in the stream,
> But the water has moved on.
> This page is not here.
> - -------------------------------------------------
> Out of memory.
> We wish to hold the whole sky,
> But we never will.
> - ----------------------------------------------
> Having been erased,
> The document you're seeking
> Must now be retyped.
> - -------------------------------------------------
> Serious error.
> All shortcuts have disappeared.
> Screen. Mind. Both are blank.
> - --------------------------------------------------------------
> Isn't that better than "your computer has performed an illegal
> operation"?

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Very funny, Haiku Error Messages Gabbix2 3/10/03
Re: Very funny, Haiku Error Messages NikkiT2 3/10/03
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