Posted by Ella on August 13, 2002, at 23:45:54
In reply to Sex joke, posted by SandraDee on August 13, 2002, at 23:01:14
A man came into a store and he really needed a new rooster to mate with his hens. Most of the roosters were very, very expensive. But there was one that was all wirey and beat looking that was much, much cheeper. He looked healthy enough, so the farmer asked the clerk if the cock would be good enough for the job. The clerk said, "yeah he'll do it all right, kinda' funny about it though." So the farmer bought the rooster thinking it was a bargin and it went right to work with the hens. But it kept on going! The pigs, the ducks, the cows, everything in sight was getting it from this crazy rooster.
Later, the farmer saw the rooster collapsed in the driveway. Well, he though maybe that's for the better, that crazed thing will stop pestering my animals. When he came up to the rooster to inspect it closer, it looked up at him, winked, and said,
"shhhh, vultures"
poster:Ella
thread:28567
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