Posted by Ted on July 25, 2002, at 15:26:46
In reply to OK. Got the mango but... » Ted, posted by jane d on July 25, 2002, at 13:15:21
Hi Jane,
All is not lost! Your mango is just a virgin, so be easy on it. It will not change color, even when blushing from inexperience. When you have made it wait until its aroma makes it want to wait no more, you can sample its sweet nectar. Remember, relationships such as these cannot be rushed and foreplay is important. Bathe it, caress it, fondle it. Undress it slowly. Nibble gently at first, then when its juices begin flowing, soiling your face, use your tongue. Only during the heat and fervor of your coupling should you take large bites from its flesh.
After washing with a warm cloth, you will probably want a darkened room in which to relax with the afterglow.
As with all relationships, this one might not be ideal, and you might have to sample others to truly experience the ectasy such encounters can bring.
Enjoy!
Ted
> >Buy them only when there is little or no green; they should be yellow and red, and generally, the more red the better.
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> I should have read your instructions a little more carefully before shopping. The impulse came over me unexpectedly at the local supermarket the other day. My mango is almost half green although the other half is a lovely yellow tinged red. I placed it in a paper bag and, surreptitiously, when there is no one around to see, I peeked inside. It may be a little softer but the color is unchanged. What do I do now? Can this relationship be saved? Any advice welcome.
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> Jane
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