Posted by alii on May 23, 2002, at 15:09:53
In reply to My stripsearch fantasy..., posted by kid_A on May 23, 2002, at 14:45:33
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> See, I'm that guy in the chewing gum commercial, the one that makes your breath turn into some sort of super-frosty freon powered leafblower, and for some reason the gaurd at customs who seems like she should be modeling for Italian Vogue rather than eyeballing loser airline passengers all day long singles me out cause I'm just that sexy and commences to bringing me to some featureless room to begin with the stripsearch...
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> All this really happens in the commercial, and I could go on with wierd and kinked out descriptions of what would transpire, but I dont want to get a ten month block or anything...
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> If this isnt possible I'd like to be part of the starburst commercial where biting into the starburst 'fruit-chew' (read impossible to define Dow chemical corporation fruit-flavoured substance) results in a tidal wave of tasty goo to extrude from every possible door and window...
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> Come to think of it, being covered in sticky chemical goo doesnt really sound like as much fun as it looks in the commercial, so I'll just stick to the stripsearch.
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> -count dracula.Count Chockula---
This is quite an interesting way to go....
I am not familiar with the commercial you speak of however it does remind me of a fav. of mine.
In this spot of consumerism a father is on a ski trip with his kids and has come down with a cold. The kids pester him with phrases like "you're bummin' us out dad!" and the like.
Father takes cough/cold menthol thingy and is suddenly transported into a sauna with two large towel clad men.
These men speak in thick accents and pat the father on the back with deep smacks and tell him to "BREATHE...BREATHE!" as they are laughing heartily.
The father is a meek little man with glasses and at first looks slightly uncomfortable but then seems to be enjoying himself after his sinuses clear. Dunno.
Anywhooooo.....I find the homoerotic implications of this cold remedy advertisment slighty strange as a way to market menthol sinus relief.
So if you are done with your strip search would you be so kind as to find this man from the sauna and ask him a question or two.
Much appreciated.
The countess.
P.S. I am counting on you to count this in your accounts. Please keep triple records of all work as you will be tested later.
P.P.S. You will need a number two pencil. See? There is a mention of numbers again! Keep counting.
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