JOHN GIORNO - HOW TO MAKE A KILLER RAT

Posted by kid_A on May 8, 2002, at 17:37:49

HOW TO MAKE A KILLER RAT
YOU'VE GOT TO
STARVE
A RAT
UNTIL HE IS
SO HUNGRY
HE'LL EAT
ANOTHER RAT
YOU PUT
3 RATS
IN A CAGE
AND STARVE THEM
FOR 9 DAYS
SOONER OR LATER
THE STRONGEST
RAT
WILL EAT THE OTHER 2
YOU MUST KEEP
THEM IN
COMPLETE
DARKNESS,
BECAUSE RATS
HAVE AN INSTINCT
NOT TO EAT
EACH OTHER
BUT IN BLACKNESS
THEY LOSE
THIS INSTINCT
ONCE A RAT
EATS ANOTHER
RAT,
HE GETS A REAL
TASTE FOR IT
OR BECOMES
ADDICTED.
IT'S ALL IN
THE BLOOD
THE BLOOD
IS THICK
AND SWEET,
AND ONCE
A RAT
TASTES IT,
WE WANTS IT
MORE THAN
ANYTHING ELSE
THIS IS
THE TIME
TO LET
THE RAT
FREE
HE WILL GO
HUNTING
OTHER RATS
HE KNOWS
WHERE
THEY LIVE
WHERE
THEY GO
TO EAT,
HE KNOWS ALL
THEIR HABITS
HE PREFERS
RATS
TO EATING
GARBAGE,
ELECTRICAL WIRING,
OR ANY OTHER
KIND OF FOOD
IF YOU ARE HAVING
A RAT PROBLEM,
FOLLOW
THESE INSTRUCTIONS
WHEN THE
KILLER RAT
HAS CLEAND OUT
ALL YOUR RATS,
HE WILL MOVE ON
TO OTHER RATS
IN OTHER PLACES
WHEN HE BREEDS
HIS OFFSPRING
WILL ALSO LIKE
TO EAT RATS
THEY GET
BIG
AND FAT
AS CATS
THEY GET BIG
AND FAT AS CATS.

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