Posted by kazoo on September 26, 2001, at 0:32:04
In reply to Just watched love Cruise, posted by Kristi on September 26, 2001, at 0:05:04
> Wow.... has t.v. changed over the years.
You're right: it is now CRAP.
(improvisational HOMAGE to f.z.)
You can cool it
You can heat it
Because, baby, I don't need it
Take your TV tube and eat it
And all that phony stuff on sports
And all the unconfirmed reports
You know I watch that rotten box
Until my head begins to hurt
From checking out the way
The newsman say they get the dirt
Before the guys on channel so-and-so
And further they assert
That any show they'll interrupt
To bring you news if it comes up
They say that if the place blows up
They will be the first to tell
Because the boys they got downtown
Are working hard and doing swell
And if anybody gets the news
Before it hits the street
They say that no one blabs it faster
Their coverage can't be beat
And if another woman driver
Gets machine-gunned from her seat
They'll send some joker with a Brownie
And you'll see it all complete.
poster:kazoo
thread:11770
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