Posted by B Day on November 10, 2000, at 13:27:18
In reply to Czar Noa....Ambassador needs slap on wrist, posted by shar on November 10, 2000, at 9:32:28
Dear Noble Lumptonian People,
Sssssssssiiiiiiigggghhhhhhhhh! ...
ONCE AGAIN, ...well you know the rest. No one was more shocked than the Ambassador to see what his fingers had done again. Ashamed and embarrassed that he may have offended our nation's little lumplings and modest souls, the Ambassador retreated to the farthest reaches of the Ambassadorial Dog House.
The Ambassador owes a special apology to our Couch Person Extradinaire, Sterling. Considering that the reckless actions of my fingers may have harmed you, hurts the Ambassador most of all.
As you so deftly pointed out the Ambassador is obviously not fully recovered from his malady yet. It would seem that there is still some illness remaining in the Ambassador's fingers. This would also explain their preoccupation with the blue discoloration in the Ambassador's private area.
On a positive note though, having protruded from their sockets so many times seems to have permanently reshaped the Ambassador's eyeballs resulting in surprisingly improved vision. Perhaps, ever vigilant and protruding as they now are they will be more able to catch the Ambassador's fingers "in the act".
Your repentant Ambassador,
Puppy Paws
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> I enjoyed reading our dear Labassador's post, and found his analysis and description quite true and even poignant. However, in direct violation of the g-rating given to Lumptonian proclamations, he did use the f-word in his post. This must call for some sort of chastisement or punishment, perhaps we will have to dig a cellar to the dog house so he can be sent to the cellar when he is already in the dog house.
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> If Lumptonia is G-Rated as the Czar has stated, something must be done!!
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> Citizen Shar
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