Posted by B Day on November 9, 2000, at 12:46:40
In reply to Re: Treatise for the Ladies of Lumptonia, posted by Emmanuela on November 8, 2000, at 22:49:30
> As Prime Ministress, but more importantly, National Choreographer, we're considering whether our esteemed Ambassador needs a Spell Checker (a position needing to be filled), or needs to simply pantomime his thoughts and words. Being politically astute, the Prime Ministress is finding it more and more difficult to believe that our esteemed Ambassador would inadvertently transpose words.
> We may be asking for a recount.
>Dearest Prime Ministeress Emmanuela,
The Ambassador's eyeballs stared in horror and disbelief at the implication of the confused sentence which his new fingers wrote. His eyeballs then glared at his new fingers, but the fingers only pointed back accusingly. Concerned with these strange manifestations the Ambassador contacted The Personal Medical Council To The Ambassador.
The three council members quickly diagnosed the problem which, as it turns out, emanates from two of the lower regions of the Ambassador's private area. They assured the Ambassador that the condition was easily remediable, but preferred he take the matter in his own hands. By doing so they believe his condition and it's associated discoloration will soon disappear.
On a positive note they all agreed that particular shade of blue matches the Ambassador's eyes very well.
Your loving Labrassator,
B
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