Posted by B Day on November 7, 2000, at 14:17:06
In reply to Trying to decide if I'm a lump or blob...., posted by Christina on November 7, 2000, at 11:36:40
Christina,
You indeed seem to possess certain blobistic qualities. The Blobs and the Lumptonians have co-mingled for many years, possibly on couches much like the one of our Sterling Couch Person Extraordinare. I've always said, "there's a little Blob in all us Lumptonians." The Ambassador feels that is a good thing and would like to encourage you to embrace your rich, dual heritage.
It is much of the basis for the unity we have with both the Blobs and the Havenites. By lumping together, we provide a formidable defense against the persecution of the aggressive and war-like Normals.
This is one of the reasons the Ambassador wishes to improve our national relations with the Hypomanians and others such as the Schizophrenians.
We know little of the latter, but they seem to be a strikingly diverse people. At least the one I met was.
The Ambassador also recognizes that you are still a self-disciplined Lumptonian even though you have obviously been a victim of Normal brain-washing techniques. Have not we all?
You said it yourself. Even though you go to work every day, you are still just barely there. Even though your underwear is clean, your house is still a wreck. The Ambassador would encourage you to look at this bright side and appreciate the strengths you have. You are a credit to Lumptonia.
Your Ambassador, B
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> I go to work every day, but I'm barely there.
> I eat a lot of chocolate, but I also bake brownies, and not merely eat Nestle Quik from the can.
> My house is a wreck, but I do have clean undergarments.
> My car is a filthy disgrace, but it does have more than a quarter tank of gas.
> My desk is piled with crap and out of control, but I did mangage to file one piece of paper today.
> I did not bathe or brush my hair today, but I did brush my teeth.
> I have managed to avert calls from my boss regarding a project that's due and I have not put forth one iota of effort to complete it, but I have thought about it a lot.
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> So what am I... lump or blob?
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