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Posted by myco on May 5, 2009, at 15:28:33
A single woman, saddened by her dull sex life, goes into to the famous Japanese sex Dr...Dr Daio Hiyaku.
"Dr I havent been laid in years"
Hiyaku-san says "ah...prease crawrl along frowr on hands and knees away from me then back to me now prease."
She does
Hiyaku looks at her mornfully
"oh..you have Ed Zachary disease"
"omg" the woman is a gasp.
"what is Ed Zachary disease?"
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"oh it's very very sad....it when yor face rook ed zachary rike yor *ss"
Posted by Phillipa on May 5, 2009, at 17:26:02
In reply to Ed Zachary Disease, posted by myco on May 5, 2009, at 15:28:33
He He myco. Love Phillipa
Posted by Dr. Bob on May 5, 2009, at 23:58:46
In reply to Ed Zachary Disease, posted by myco on May 5, 2009, at 15:28:33
> "ah...prease crawrl along frowr on hands and knees away from me then back to me now prease."
Please be sensitive to the feelings of others (such as those with accents).
But please don't take this personally, this doesn't mean I don't like you or think you're a bad person, and I'm sorry if this hurts you.
More information about posting policies is in the FAQ:
http://www.dr-bob.org/babble/faq.html#civil
http://www.dr-bob.org/babble/faq.html#enforceFollow-ups regarding these issues should be redirected to Psycho-Babble Administration. They, as well as replies to the above post, should of course themselves be civil.
Thanks,
Bob
Posted by myco on May 6, 2009, at 13:59:31
In reply to Re: please be sensitive » myco, posted by Dr. Bob on May 5, 2009, at 23:58:46
> Please be sensitive to the feelings of others (such as those with accents).
lol I have an accent Bob. lol come on
Posted by Sigismund on May 6, 2009, at 18:34:12
In reply to Re: please be sensitive » myco, posted by Dr. Bob on May 5, 2009, at 23:58:46
All people have accents, even those at the centre of the anglosphere.
It's part of their charm.
Ever watched "Slingblade"?
Here's a description of mine from something I read...
>It baffled Rosie how her mother could have lived her life in the backblocks of Perth, and still manage to sound so English, so proper. Though it was an accent that Rosie had come to understand while living in London, it would be unrecognisable to anyone living in the British Isles. It was an accent learned from the ABC and the BBC World Service generations ago.
Posted by myco on May 6, 2009, at 19:29:09
In reply to Accents, posted by Sigismund on May 6, 2009, at 18:34:12
> All people have accents, even those at the centre of the anglosphere.
>
> It's part of their charm.
>
> Ever watched "Slingblade"?
>
> Here's a description of mine from something I read...
>
> >It baffled Rosie how her mother could have lived her life in the backblocks of Perth, and still manage to sound so English, so proper. Though it was an accent that Rosie had come to understand while living in London, it would be unrecognisable to anyone living in the British Isles. It was an accent learned from the ABC and the BBC World Service generations ago.-----------------
Aye Sig lad, true true.
another "silly" yet offensive? (i guess) joke lol:
This one comes from a Japanese professor I had in second year (i'm assuming he didnt write it but used it for fun - an argument against Bob's stupid comment about accent sensitivity)
He told us about voting when he came to Canada and how excited he was to be able to "erect" the Prime Minister.
hehe
ya ok old ladies...lay into me.
Posted by Sigismund on May 6, 2009, at 19:35:17
In reply to Re: Accents + another silly joke » Sigismund, posted by myco on May 6, 2009, at 19:29:09
Some Japanese musicians came into the station yesterday.
There were about 10 of them, they smiled and smiled, bowed and smiled again. I was, as usual, overwhelmed with their good manners. Quite unlike us here.
In Japan *no one* uses a mobile phone on any of the trains. A really important businessman (one suspects) might use one quitely between the carriages.
OTOH, one sense Japanese society takes a dim view of substance abuse, which is why they like it here perhaps.
I loved Japan and would go back in a flash. They have good public transport and food (to die for, actually).
Posted by Phillipa on May 6, 2009, at 20:07:43
In reply to Re: Accents + another silly joke » Sigismund, posted by myco on May 6, 2009, at 19:29:09
Myco are you talking to me???? I can take it on the chin!!!!!! Love Phillipa
Posted by myco on May 6, 2009, at 20:38:55
In reply to Re: Accents + another silly joke, posted by Sigismund on May 6, 2009, at 19:35:17
Again I totally agree.
Sigi you are such a voice of reason on a joke thread lol
Some of my best friends in Vancouver were Japanese. I tutored one girl english and she tutored me in Japanese. Very polite, very friendly...if I ever go, I will have many places to stay.
:o)
> Some Japanese musicians came into the station yesterday.
>
> There were about 10 of them, they smiled and smiled, bowed and smiled again. I was, as usual, overwhelmed with their good manners. Quite unlike us here.
>
> In Japan *no one* uses a mobile phone on any of the trains. A really important businessman (one suspects) might use one quitely between the carriages.
>
> OTOH, one sense Japanese society takes a dim view of substance abuse, which is why they like it here perhaps.
>
> I loved Japan and would go back in a flash. They have good public transport and food (to die for, actually).
Posted by myco on May 6, 2009, at 20:39:29
In reply to Re: Accents + another silly joke » myco, posted by Phillipa on May 6, 2009, at 20:07:43
> Myco are you talking to me???? I can take it on the chin!!!!!! Love Phillipa
Oh Jan, ya my fav old girl *muahs...me luvs ya.
Posted by Phillipa on May 6, 2009, at 21:16:09
In reply to Re: Accents + another silly joke » Phillipa, posted by myco on May 6, 2009, at 20:39:29
Hi Sweetie my boy is so whitty and absent in mailbox:( Love Jan
Posted by manic666 on May 7, 2009, at 13:08:10
In reply to Re: Accents + another silly joke » myco, posted by Phillipa on May 6, 2009, at 21:16:09
myco, that one hell of a crap joke,you been away is that your best buddy,????????????????
Posted by myco on May 7, 2009, at 16:54:07
In reply to Re: Accents + another silly joke, posted by manic666 on May 7, 2009, at 13:08:10
piss off LOL youre right though, im rusty but getting ready for a good tear-up.
how are ya manic? how ya feeling these days?
> myco, that one hell of a crap joke,you been away is that your best buddy,????????????????
Posted by Lou Pilder on May 7, 2009, at 21:02:53
In reply to Re: Accents + another silly joke » Sigismund, posted by myco on May 6, 2009, at 19:29:09
> > All people have accents, even those at the centre of the anglosphere.
> >
> > It's part of their charm.
> >
> > Ever watched "Slingblade"?
> >
> > Here's a description of mine from something I read...
> >
> > >It baffled Rosie how her mother could have lived her life in the backblocks of Perth, and still manage to sound so English, so proper. Though it was an accent that Rosie had come to understand while living in London, it would be unrecognisable to anyone living in the British Isles. It was an accent learned from the ABC and the BBC World Service generations ago.
>
> -----------------
>
> Aye Sig lad, true true.
>
> another "silly" yet offensive? (i guess) joke lol:
>
> This one comes from a Japanese professor I had in second year (i'm assuming he didnt write it but used it for fun - an argument against Bob's stupid comment about accent sensitivity)
>
> He told us about voting when he came to Canada and how excited he was to be able to "erect" the Prime Minister.
>
> hehe
>
> ya ok old ladies...lay into me.myco,
You wrote,[...Bob's xxxxxx comment...].
I am unsure as to the following. If you could reply with any answers, I could have the opportunity to respond accordingly.
A.In your thinking, is Bob's, what you call xxxxx, comment also considered by you to be xxxxxx if others were to take the same position as Mr. Hsiung has concerning the use of accents in a post offered for amusement on a mental heath forum?
B. If a person takes the position as Mr. Hsiung here in this situation, in your thinking would they themselves be xxxxxx?
C. What criteria did you use to post that Mr. Hsiung's comment was xxxxxx?
D. other aspects not listed
Lou
Posted by Dr. Bob on May 8, 2009, at 7:49:54
In reply to Re: Accents + another silly joke » Sigismund, posted by myco on May 6, 2009, at 19:29:09
> He told us about voting when he came to Canada and how excited he was to be able to "erect" the Prime Minister.
Please be sensitive to the feelings of others (such as those with accents).
But please don't take this personally, this doesn't mean I don't like you or think you're a bad person, and I'm sorry if this hurts you.
I'm sorry also that the support of your friends didn't enable this to be avoided. But I think posters need to take responsibility for their actions, so I'm going to send you to your cabin to cool down for a bit.
More information about posting policies is in the FAQ:
http://www.dr-bob.org/babble/faq.html#civil
http://www.dr-bob.org/babble/faq.html#enforceFollow-ups regarding these issues should be redirected to Psycho-Babble Administration. They, as well as replies to the above post, should of course themselves be civil.
Thanks,
Bob
Posted by Deputy Dinah on May 9, 2009, at 7:20:17
In reply to Re: blocked for week » myco, posted by Dr. Bob on May 8, 2009, at 7:49:54
I have moved all posts of an adminstrative nature to Administration.
Here is a link.
http://www.dr-bob.org/babble/admin/20090302/msgs/894857.html
Dinah, acting as deputy to Dr. Bob
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