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Posted by daveuk08 on August 26, 2008, at 6:53:51
I Think you will all like these.
SMART *RS*D ANSWER 6
It was mealtime during a flight on a British Airways plane:
"Would you like dinner?" the flight attendant asked the man seated in the front row.
"What are my choices?" the man asked.
"Yes or no," she replied.
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SMART *RS*D ANSWER 5
A flight attendant was stationed at the departure gate to check tickets.
As a man approached, she extended her hand for the ticket,he opened his trench coat and flashed her.
Without blinking an eyelid she said "Sir, I need to see your ticket not your stub."
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A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at a branch of her local Supermarket store but she couldn't find one big enough for her family.
She asked a passing assistant, "Do these turkeys get any bigger?"
The assistant replied, "I'm afraid not, they're dead."
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The policeman got out of his car and the boy racer he stopped for speeding, rolled down his window. "I've been waiting for you all day," the Cop said.
The kid replied, "Yes, well I got here as fast as I could."
When the policeman finally stopped laughing, he sent the kid on his way without a ticket.
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A lorry driver was driving along on a country road. A sign came up that read "Low Bridge Ahead." Before he realised it, the bridge was
directly ahead and he got stuck under it. Cars are backed up for miles. Finally,a police car comes up.
The policeman got out of his car and walked to the lorry's cab and said to the driver,
"Got stuck, eh?"
The lorry driver said, "No, I was delivering this bridge and ran out of petrol!"
================================================== SMART *RS*D ANSWER OF THE YEAR 2007
A teacher at a polytechnic college reminded her pupils of tomorrow's final exam. "Now listen to me, I won't tolerate any excuses for you not being here tomorrow. I might consider a nuclear attack or a serious personal injury, illness, or a death in your immediate family, but that's it, no other excuses whatsoever!"
A smart-*rs*d chappie at the back of the room raised his hand and asked, "What would happen if I came in tomorrow suffering complete and utter sexual exhaustion?"
The entire class was reduced to laughter and sniggering. When silence was restored, the teacher smiled knowingly at the student, shook her head and sweetly said, "Well, I suppose you'd have to write the exam with your other hand."Dave.
Posted by Phillipa on August 26, 2008, at 10:55:09
In reply to 'THE 6 BEST SMART *RS*D ANSWERS OF 2007', posted by daveuk08 on August 26, 2008, at 6:53:51
Dave you okay with us today? Contact me please. Phillipa
Posted by Gabbette on August 26, 2008, at 22:18:28
In reply to 'THE 6 BEST SMART *RS*D ANSWERS OF 2007', posted by daveuk08 on August 26, 2008, at 6:53:51
I used to think those things all had to be made up who could be that quick? I've learned otherwise. I was in a store with my uncle Mort,years ago, a customer beside us knocked a glass bottle off the shelf breaking it and she said "oh Jesus"
And my uncle Mort just *had* to use the corny old "oh you called for me?" line
She looked up with a bored expression and said "I always thought you'd be better looking"
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