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Posted by manic666 on August 23, 2008, at 15:04:12
IN AN HOSPITAL IN ENGLAND A NEW BABY IA BORN , HE IS PERFECT HIS MOTHER SAID.The doctor looks her in the eye an said he has a defect, in stead of a beelly button for some reson there,s a silver bolt it is not harming him in any way BUT it is attached to some vital organs, take him home an bring him back at 5 years.this she did an 5 years later is condition was the same he was in no discomfort so he was dicharged from the hospital. as he grew older an mature a pain began to hurt in the bolt but he still carried on, one day with his new girlfriend he new sex was about to happen as he got an erection the pain in the bolt was unbearable an he passed out an woke in hospital.the doctors looked grim as they told him he would never have sex with the bolt intact oo he may die as the vital organs were streched beyond there limits. he left the hospital for the river when a small voice went piiiiiiissssssson he looked an an old man who was at the hospital gate said , i know someone who can help you. please tell tell me said the young man or i will drown in the river.you must go to germany an in the middle of the black forest lives a witch she an only she can help you said the old man.i will do it he said an the old man gives him a map to follow. he arrived in germany 3 days later an folding the map headed into the forest.two days later he see,s smoke from a fire in the distance an runs toward it.he comes across a cottage guarded by two massive wolves. as he walks to the door it opens with a creekkkkkk an the wolves lie still. come in young man i have been waiting for you.asis eyes focused in the blackness a sight met him that made him shiver.a hidiousold woman spoke, listen an listen well my young boy, head north for 20 miles on the 1st day of the first month of the full moon you will find a forked oak tree in the middle of a clearing.at 12 oclock on the nail take off all your clothes an lay between the forks. go now before my wolves tear you to bits, he ran from the house as fast as he could heading do north. for days he tracked the forest his cloths in shreds he was just about to give up when he came to the place he had serch days for, an in the middle stood the forked oak. it was the first day of the first month,an the time 5 two 12he ran to the forked oak tearing at the rest of his cloths an lay naked between the forks.at dead on 12 the clouds moved an a moonbeam shone down on his silver bolt. as he looked in wonder a pixie with a small bag slid down the moon beam to the ground , he took from his bag a smll silver spanner an slowly srewed out the siver bolt . he glimbed back up the moonbeam the clouds closed an he was gone .the boy looked down the bolt is gone he said an jumped in the air an his balls fell off Manic666
Posted by manic666 on August 23, 2008, at 15:07:57
In reply to THE SILVER BOLT, posted by manic666 on August 23, 2008, at 15:04:12
ON THE EDGE OF YOUR SEAT I BET hahahaha MANIC666
Posted by Phillipa on August 23, 2008, at 19:58:59
In reply to Re: THE SILVER BOLT, posted by manic666 on August 23, 2008, at 15:07:57
Of course. Phillipa
Posted by manic666 on August 24, 2008, at 10:22:52
In reply to THE SILVER BOLT, posted by manic666 on August 23, 2008, at 15:04:12
IT TOOK THREE HOURS TO WRITE THAT JOKE AN STAY FOCUS I HAVE NO CONSANTRATION AS YOU SEE MY SPELLING GETS WORST NEAR THE END MY MEDS ARE POWERLESS TO STOP ANXIERTY.SOME OF YOU PEOPLE ARE MENTALY IN PAIN AN SOME ARE JUST A PAIN TO THOSE IN PAIN I HOPE TIME WILL HEAL YOU GOOD WISHES MY FRIENDS,FOR THOSE WHO ARE JUST A PAIN GOODBYE. MANIC666
Posted by daveuk08 on August 24, 2008, at 10:40:14
In reply to Re: THE SILVER BOLT, posted by manic666 on August 24, 2008, at 10:22:52
Hey Manic,
I thought that joke was great,3hrs WOW,thats what I call determination.
My body is physically in pain,and my mind is totaly screwed up,but like you doing these jokes ,is doing me a lot of good,so please don`t stop,keep them coming this is good fun,wish there was a laughometer though.
Oh and not goodbye,but Hello Hello,I don`t know why you say goodbye I say Hello.(the Beatles)Dave
Posted by Deputy 10derHeart on August 25, 2008, at 5:44:38
In reply to Re: THE SILVER BOLT, posted by manic666 on August 24, 2008, at 10:22:52
>SOME ARE JUST A PAIN TO THOSE IN PAIN
>FOR THOSE WHO ARE JUST A PAIN GOODBYE
>people wollow in self pityPlease don't post anything that could lead others to feel accused or put down.
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Posted by WaterSapphire on September 1, 2008, at 5:29:32
In reply to THE SILVER BOLT, posted by manic666 on August 23, 2008, at 15:04:12
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