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Posted by manic666 on August 22, 2008, at 13:03:54
Two girls working the checkout in a store. one said to her friend i can tell the married men from the single, her friend said i dont beleive you. just then a guy comes to the checkout, 1 apple 1 tea bag 1 tin of beans.1 curry an a 24 pack of beer. the checkout girl said your single arnt you. he said how did you no that, she said because your an ugly fu/k/r. /////////// IS THAT SEXIST manic666
Posted by daveuk08 on August 22, 2008, at 13:54:37
In reply to OK LADY TALK, posted by manic666 on August 22, 2008, at 13:03:54
An elderly man goes into the doctors,walks straight into the surgery,and punches the Dr on the nose,with blood everywhere the Dr said "what was that for",the man replied"for telling my wife she has a cute fanny", the Dr said"I didn`t say that ,I told her she has acute angina"
Posted by Phillipa on August 23, 2008, at 0:13:57
In reply to Re: OK LADY TALK, posted by daveuk08 on August 22, 2008, at 13:54:37
Keep um coming you guys are funny and it's such a nice change from the other things you read. Love hugs to you both. Phillipa
Posted by manic666 on August 23, 2008, at 5:19:55
In reply to Re: OK LADY TALK, posted by daveuk08 on August 22, 2008, at 13:54:37
I WRITE THAT ONE DOWN FRIEND
Posted by daveuk08 on August 24, 2008, at 3:27:32
In reply to Re: OK LADY TALK, posted by manic666 on August 23, 2008, at 5:19:55
Girl goes to see a plastic surgeon.
"I`ve come to see you about having breast implants" she says.
"You don`t want to have them" he said,"if you want bigger breats then every morning and night I want you to close your eyes and say scooby scooby doo I want bigger breasts too,and your breasts will get bigger".
So away she went and every morning and night she closed her eyes and said those words,and 6mths later her breasts had grown from a B cup to a DD,she was over the moon.
One morning she got up late for work,rushed about to get ready and of she went.
On the bus which was packed she had to stand in the isle,standing there she thought,oh my god I haven`t said the words,so worried that her breasts would shrink,she closed her eyes and out loud said "scooby scooby doo,I want bigger breats too".
After saying this she opened her eyes,and a man standing next to her said,"excuse me asking,but are your a patient of Dr plastic"."Why do you ask" she replied."Oh its just he has got me saying Hickory dickory dock"
Posted by manic666 on August 25, 2008, at 4:47:49
In reply to Re: OK LADY TALK(Breast Enlargement), posted by daveuk08 on August 24, 2008, at 3:27:32
> Girl goes to see a plastic surgeon.
> "I`ve come to see you about having breast implants" she says.
> "You don`t want to have them" he said,"if you want bigger breats then every morning and night I want you to close your eyes and say scooby scooby doo I want bigger breasts too,and your breasts will get bigger".
> So away she went and every morning and night she closed her eyes and said those words,and 6mths later her breasts had grown from a B cup to a DD,she was over the moon.
> One morning she got up late for work,rushed about to get ready and of she went.
> On the bus which was packed she had to stand in the isle,standing there she thought,oh my god I haven`t said the words,so worried that her breasts would shrink,she closed her eyes and out loud said "scooby scooby doo,I want bigger breats too".
> After saying this she opened her eyes,and a man standing next to her said,"excuse me asking,but are your a patient of Dr plastic"."Why do you ask" she replied."Oh its just he has got me saying Hickory dickory dock"
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