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Posted by manic666 on August 22, 2008, at 7:52:22
A GUY GOES IN A BAR WITH A CAT AN A PARROT.THEY SIT AT THE BAR , THE GUY SAID LARGERS ALL ROUND GUYS THE PARROT NODS AN THE CAT SAID IM SKINT BUT YOU CAN BUY ME ONE,10 MINUTES LATER HE SAID SAME AGAIN THE PARROT NODS AN THE CAT SAID SURE IF YOUR BUYIN.THE BAR TENDER SAYS DONT MIND ME ASKING EVERY ONES LOOKING, WHATS WITH THE PARROT AN CAT.WELL HE SAID I WAS OUTSIDE KICKED A COKE CAN AN A GENIE CAME OUT AN GRANTED ME 2 WISHES. THE BAR GUY SAID WHATS THAT GOT TO DO WITH PARROT AN CAT. /// WELL I ASKED FOR A BIRD WITH A TIGHT PUSSY. MANIC666
Posted by WaterSapphire on August 22, 2008, at 12:12:37
In reply to BAR ROOM TALK, posted by manic666 on August 22, 2008, at 7:52:22
:)
Posted by Phillipa on August 22, 2008, at 12:38:00
In reply to BAR ROOM TALK, posted by manic666 on August 22, 2008, at 7:52:22
Man talk. Phillipa some that is
Posted by manic666 on August 22, 2008, at 13:19:25
In reply to Re: BAR ROOM TALK » manic666, posted by Phillipa on August 22, 2008, at 12:38:00
some jokes are hard to translate from brit to u.s we use different saying.but i think you got it but were not impressed.it aint a man joke its just a joke. ok just a joke,but a lady told it me HONEST.manic666
Posted by daveuk08 on August 22, 2008, at 13:46:47
In reply to Re: BAR ROOM TALK » manic666, posted by Phillipa on August 22, 2008, at 12:38:00
A tramp goes into a bar
Barman asks "what do you want"
"a budwiser" he replied,
"have you got any money" the barman asked
"No" said the tramp, "but if I show you something spectacular would you ley me have one"
"well if it were really spectacular,I may consider" was the reply,
the tramp takes a hamster out of his pocket puts it on the bar and tells it,"go on then do your thing",
the hamster runs along the bar,jumps over to the piano,lifts the lid, and starts playing Bethovens 5 symphony,the bar goes quiet and listens,when it finished everyone clapped, it jumped back to the bar and ran back to the tramp.
the barman said to the tramp,heres your drink.
the tramp took it and sat a table drinkig it,when he finished went bar to the bar and said"if I show you something even more spectacular could I have another","go no then" said the barman,so the tramp pulled a frog out of his poket and said "go on then do your thing", the frog started singing just like Pavaroti, again the bar went quiet, and when it finished everyone applauded. the barmen gave him another drink,one of the customers went up to the tramp,and said "I want that frog,my wife adores Pavaroti,I`ll give you 50bucks for it","not for sale"the tramp replied,"75bucks"the man said,"I don`t know said the tramp,"ok this is my final offer" said the man"100bucks","ok then said the tramp.
the deal was done the man gave the tramp 100bucks,and the tramp handed over the frog.
The barman said to the tramp"no wonder you have no money that frog singing like Pavaroti is worth millions".
the tramp replied "that frog can`t sing its worth nothing","but we all heard it sing" said the barman.
the tramp replied"no he didn`t,but the hamster is a great ventriloquist"
Posted by Phillipa on August 22, 2008, at 20:11:06
In reply to Re: BAR ROOM TALK, posted by daveuk08 on August 22, 2008, at 13:46:47
It's great to hear you guys joking and manic I got it and Dave that was a hoot!!!! Love Phillipa
Posted by Dr. Bob on September 4, 2008, at 4:10:56
In reply to BAR ROOM TALK, posted by manic666 on August 22, 2008, at 7:52:22
> WELL I ASKED FOR A BIRD WITH A TIGHT [P*SSY].
Please don't use language that could offend others.
But please don't take this personally, either, this doesn't mean I don't like you or think you're a bad person.
More information about posting policies is in the FAQ:
http://www.dr-bob.org/babble/faq.html#civil
http://www.dr-bob.org/babble/faq.html#enforceFollow-ups regarding these issues should be redirected to Psycho-Babble Administration. They, as well as replies to the above post, should of course themselves be civil.
Thanks,
Bob
Posted by karen_kay on September 4, 2008, at 11:50:12
In reply to BAR ROOM TALK, posted by manic666 on August 22, 2008, at 7:52:22
what did one casket say to the other casket?
is that you coffin?
that one still makes me chuckle :)
i've got a jesus one that i'll be banned for telling, and it loses it's meaning if i can't do hand movements....
i'm glad to see jokes on here. i was raised hearing tasteless (hey, taste varies from person to person and i've smoked too much i can't taste anything!!!) jokes! i think it chows that at leastpeople are in a good enough frame of mind to laugh (what's that word mean again?)...
this place doesn't jst have to be about support, you know? we can all laugh from time to time and different things make differnt people laugh. and i do believe the subject line said something about a bar, right? hmmm, what would you hear at a bar? i wouldn't expect mary poppins, unless she was naked.
just my thoughts...
Posted by AbbieNormal on September 4, 2008, at 19:45:22
In reply to tasteless joke below..., posted by karen_kay on September 4, 2008, at 11:50:12
which one? there are so many to choose from! :-)
Posted by karen_kay on September 8, 2008, at 15:44:49
In reply to Re: tasteless joke below... » karen_kay, posted by AbbieNormal on September 4, 2008, at 19:45:22
*%&^%$*$$&%^&$(( those are the swear words that wouldn't get bleeped out if i had chosen to spell them :)
tag, you're it in the insult-a-thon!
best to you, my dear!
(lovingly, of course)
kk
Posted by manic666 on September 10, 2008, at 3:28:31
In reply to please be sensitive » AbbieNormal, posted by karen_kay on September 8, 2008, at 15:44:49
is that you real name or are you usein the singers name only her son is J.K the famous english pop star. just wondered,manic666
Posted by Dr. Bob on September 14, 2008, at 20:07:09
In reply to Re: please be civil » manic666, posted by Dr. Bob on September 4, 2008, at 4:10:56
> Follow-ups regarding these issues should be redirected to Psycho-Babble Administration.
Here's a link:
http://www.dr-bob.org/babble/admin/20080719/msgs/852031.html
Thanks,
Bob
Posted by Dr. Bob on September 14, 2008, at 20:13:23
In reply to tasteless joke below..., posted by karen_kay on September 4, 2008, at 11:50:12
> i'm glad to see jokes on here. ... i think it chows that at leastpeople are in a good enough frame of mind to laugh
>
> this place doesn't jst have to be about support, you know? we can all laugh from time to time and different things make differnt people laugh.Sorry about not replying sooner. I'm glad there are jokes here, too. Laughing can be a form of support!
Bob
Posted by karen_kay on September 21, 2008, at 22:28:01
In reply to Re: jokes and support, posted by Dr. Bob on September 14, 2008, at 20:13:23
oh please work!
Posted by karen_kay on September 21, 2008, at 22:32:53
In reply to Re: jokes and support, posted by Dr. Bob on September 14, 2008, at 20:13:23
you made my day! are you hitting on me? i can think of a few things that you and i could do, together, that would make us laugh. it would be a GREAT form of support!!! and it would only cost you gas money. don't worry, i'll provide the booze!
awaiting your apology for the amount of time it takes for you to get back to this one!!!!!!
fondly, very seriously, adoringly, very seriously (did i already write that?), sincerly and nakedly yours,
kk
Posted by karen_kay on September 21, 2008, at 22:34:42
In reply to karen kay, posted by manic666 on September 10, 2008, at 3:28:31
what would you like my name really to be? you can call me anything you like dear.
i prefer kk. and thanks for the helpful bit of trivia.
Posted by manic666 on October 3, 2008, at 13:37:33
In reply to whatchu talkin bout willis? » manic666, posted by karen_kay on September 21, 2008, at 22:34:42
your nuts, but i would love a drink with you , i like your fuc/ em all atitude manic666
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