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Posted by llrrrpp on June 22, 2006, at 17:53:25
Is your favorite online-support website depressed?
Please rate the severity of the following symptoms in the past WEEK.
1) Apathy: The website is not using up as much memory as typical
2) Uncontrolled emotional outbursts: your website is more emotional than typical.
3) Changes in appetite: your website is not eating or baking as many cookies; making more cookies and eating more cookies than usual.4) Changes in sleeping patterns: your website is staying up late, or waking up in the middle of the night. The nocturnal activity cannot be accounted for by activity in international time zones.
5) Uncontrollable weeping
6) Anxiety: The website shakes, has unexplained back or chest pains, dry mouth, or stomach pains.
7) Sadness: The website seems sad or depressed
8) Psychomotor slowing: The website seems to load more slowly than usual.
9) Feelings of hopelessness: The website does not look towards the future with anticipation.
Posted by Phil on June 22, 2006, at 18:01:42
In reply to Depressed Website?, posted by llrrrpp on June 22, 2006, at 17:53:25
Posted by gardenergirl on June 22, 2006, at 21:54:57
In reply to Depressed Website?, posted by llrrrpp on June 22, 2006, at 17:53:25
It may be time for a med check! :)
Posted by llrrrpp on June 22, 2006, at 22:06:21
In reply to Rut roh.... » llrrrpp, posted by gardenergirl on June 22, 2006, at 21:54:57
> It may be time for a med check! :)
What is Rut roh ?
I know. We need a pdoc. HELLO!?! Any pdocs out there who know anything about helping a sick online-support website?
I guess we can go with some Alternative Therapies to tide us over until the pdoc can see us.
1)Acupressure: if the website seems to stall and go into catatonic stupor, just find the power button on your computer and apply gentle pressure for 10 seconds. Repeat as necessary.
2)Stretching exercises may also be beneficial. Find the cord that connects your computer to the world wide web. gently pull with steady pressure until you feel a pop. That should solve many problems.
3)Herbal Teas are also recommended. Any will do, really. Make it nice and hot, at least 12 oz (350 ml for you Internationals) and pour liberally all over CPU.
Hope this doesn't get redirected to Alternative. I prefer the Socialists.
-ll
Posted by gardenergirl on June 23, 2006, at 2:00:32
In reply to Re: Rut roh.... Alternative Therapies » gardenergirl, posted by llrrrpp on June 22, 2006, at 22:06:21
Rut roh is Scooby Do (I think?) for "uh oh".
Betcha didn't know I could speak Scooby Do, did you? ;)
gg
Posted by llrrrpp on June 23, 2006, at 7:13:03
In reply to LOL great alternatives! » llrrrpp, posted by gardenergirl on June 23, 2006, at 2:00:32
Ohhh! I get it! - no I didn't know you could speak Scooby! Is it a degree program, or just a certification?
:)
gotta go find some Scooby Snax!
Posted by snapper on June 24, 2006, at 4:24:11
In reply to Re: LOL great alternatives! » gardenergirl, posted by llrrrpp on June 23, 2006, at 7:13:03
> Ohhh! I get it! - no I didn't know you could speak Scooby! Is it a degree program, or just a certification?
>
> :)
>
> gotta go find some Scooby Snax!for as long as I have been frequenting this board, I do know that GG has and is fully and to the utmost, capable of spreaking scroobby dooh!...Ai'nt that right 'rastro!?
Posted by gardenergirl on June 24, 2006, at 14:53:26
In reply to Re: LOL great alternatives!, posted by snapper on June 24, 2006, at 4:24:11
I've been outed! :D
Nice to see you.
gg
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