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Posted by sdjeff on April 18, 2004, at 0:30:02
HI,
I changed my posting name. I decided it as more appropriate to be mysterious. Besides I don't feel so "deviant", namy thanks to the people at Babble. To commisurate the occasion and also due to the fact I'm a clerk and I hate it, here is a little joke:
The owner of a drug store walks in to find a guy leaning heavily against a wall. The owner asks the clerk, "What's with that guy over there by the wall?"
The clerk says, "Well, he came in here this morning to get something for his cough. I couldn't find the cough syrup, so I gave him an entire bottle of laxative."The owner says, "You idiot! You can't treat a cough with laxatives!"
The clerk says, "Oh yeah? Look at him, he's afraid to cough!"
So, why don't we start a joke thread?
Posted by poppi on April 18, 2004, at 1:31:24
In reply to A little toilet humor-, posted by sdjeff on April 18, 2004, at 0:30:02
An American in SpainAn American touring Spain stopped at a local restaurant following a day of
sightseeing. While sipping his sangria, he noticed a sizzling, scrumptious
looking platter being served at the next table. Not only did it look good,
the smell was wonderful. He asked the waiter, "What is that you just
served?" The waiter replied, "Ah senor, you have excellent taste! Those
are bull's testicles from the bull fight this morning. A delicacy!" The
American, though momentarily daunted, said, "What the hell, I'm on vacation!
Bring me an order!" The waiter replied, "I am so sorry senor. There is
only one serving per day because there is only one bull fight each morning.
If you come early tomorrow and place your order, we will be sure to save you
this delicacy!" The next morning, the American returned, placed his order,
and then that evening he was served the one and only special delica! cy of the
day. After a few bites, and inspecting the contents of his platter, he
called to the waiter and said... "These are delicious, but they are much,
much smaller than the ones I saw you serve yesterday!" The waiter shrugged
his shoulders and replied, .........
"Si senor. Sometimes the bull win
Posted by Miss Honeychurch on April 18, 2004, at 15:08:03
In reply to Re: A little more humor, posted by poppi on April 18, 2004, at 1:31:24
Q: Why do eskimos wash their clothes in Tide?
A: Because it's too cold out Tide.
Sorry, that's the best joke I know. I really think it's hysterical!
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