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Posted by RealMe on January 11, 2008, at 21:29:48
In reply to Re: You're not going to believe this!!! » happyflower, posted by RealMe on January 11, 2008, at 21:21:54
Sorry it went twice; I don't know what I was saying; there was no stick; Oops. Freudian slip I guess.
Posted by happyflower on January 11, 2008, at 21:38:30
In reply to Re: You're not going to believe this!!! » RealMe, posted by RealMe on January 11, 2008, at 21:29:48
Even if it was a slip, you still said something that might be taken literary, so I added a trigger warning to this thread, okay.
Posted by RealMe on January 11, 2008, at 21:40:57
In reply to opps, should have put a trigger on your post!***** » RealMe, posted by happyflower on January 11, 2008, at 21:38:30
Thank you; yes. Now I am really embarrassed.
Posted by happyflower on January 11, 2008, at 21:42:12
In reply to Re: opps, should have put a trigger on your post!***** » happyflower, posted by RealMe on January 11, 2008, at 21:40:57
> Thank you; yes. Now I am really embarrassed.
>
>
Well you should be, lol, did your checks turn red?
Posted by RealMe on January 11, 2008, at 21:45:55
In reply to Re: opps, should have put a trigger on your post!*, posted by happyflower on January 11, 2008, at 21:42:12
yep they did; um, well I won't say more.
Posted by rskontos on January 11, 2008, at 22:09:34
In reply to Re: opps, should have put a trigger on your post!* » happyflower, posted by RealMe on January 11, 2008, at 21:45:55
You too need a rating on this thread me thinks....rsk
like no one over the age of...............
Posted by JoniS on January 11, 2008, at 22:09:40
In reply to You're not going to believe this!!!, posted by happyflower on January 11, 2008, at 20:48:19
You two are nuts!
Zippers and cracks and sticks LOL
HF, did your T see that you saw his crack?
I bet he was embarassed! tee hee
Posted by rskontos on January 11, 2008, at 22:10:35
In reply to Re: You're not going to believe this!!!, posted by JoniS on January 11, 2008, at 22:09:40
Maybe he meant for you too, maybe he thinks he sexy, and he thinks he sexy, isn't that a song........rsk
Posted by happyflower on January 11, 2008, at 22:37:21
In reply to Re: You're not going to believe this!!!, posted by JoniS on January 11, 2008, at 22:09:40
> You two are nuts!
Sorry you are mistaken, she said stick (accidentally), not nuts, but stick.***** Zippers and cracks and sticks*****
Actually that makes a good title for my poem! I like the way the words "sound"
> HF, did your T see that you saw his crack?
> I bet he was embarrassed! tee heeI am sure he is, be he like it, but I was rather disappointed in what I did see. lol !
Posted by happyflower on January 11, 2008, at 22:39:04
In reply to Re: You're not going to believe this!!!, posted by rskontos on January 11, 2008, at 22:10:35
> Maybe he meant for you too, maybe he thinks he sexy, and he thinks he sexy, isn't that a song........rsk
I dont' know about a song, but that is what Fat Bastard says on Austin Powers! ewwww!
Posted by rskontos on January 11, 2008, at 22:40:10
In reply to Re: You're not going to believe this!!! » JoniS, posted by happyflower on January 11, 2008, at 22:37:21
What, not cheeky enough LOL :) rsl
Posted by happyflower on January 11, 2008, at 23:07:03
In reply to Re: You're not going to believe this!!!, posted by rskontos on January 11, 2008, at 22:40:10
> What, not cheeky enough LOL :) rsl
Nope, sigh.....I guess it is over now, it will never be.
Posted by LadyBug on January 12, 2008, at 1:37:14
In reply to You're not going to believe this!!!, posted by happyflower on January 11, 2008, at 20:48:19
Now you can say you know his nuts! (He's nuts) Did you ???
Ok, that was funny! Sweet dreams!!!!!!!!!!
Posted by I need a hug on January 12, 2008, at 2:11:24
In reply to You're not going to believe this!!!, posted by happyflower on January 11, 2008, at 20:48:19
I think the song you might be thinking of is by Rod Stewart. It goes something like:
If you want my body
And you think I'm sexy
Come on honey
Let me know
If you really need me
Just reach out and touch me...
This thread has me totally confused. Was there a stick protruding from RealMe's T's zipper??????
His zipper is in the back? No. The crack is in the back. That's Happyflower's T. Oh, forget it. All this rippin', zippin' and stickin' I can't keep up with you guys. You're out of my league. LOL Love, HUGS
Posted by Wittgenstein on January 12, 2008, at 3:05:31
In reply to Re: You're not going to believe this!!!, posted by I need a hug on January 12, 2008, at 2:11:24
Well, I'm kinda confused too - sticks, zips, cracks - RM do you mean when you let one out it kind of sounded like the word 'zip' or 'stick'?! I so would not want to see my T's butt crack.... just be thankful HF that your ex-T isn't in his late 60s. Was there any 'downy fluff' or cheek rash??! :(
I also had a session when my T had his zipper open (that was some time ago). I only noticed toward the end of the session and didn't mention it (his trousers were of the loose-fitting variety (cords) so while seated either side of the opening bulged apart, with his underwear visible in between). My first thought was, what was he doing immediately before my session (and my imagination does get a little carried away - I happened to be his only patient that day). Then I thought, if he'd just been to the bathroom, I do hope he washed his hands. Of course, at the end of the session, I had the handshake as usual.
Witti
Posted by happyflower on January 12, 2008, at 7:53:43
In reply to Re: You're not going to believe this!!! » happyflower, posted by LadyBug on January 12, 2008, at 1:37:14
Hi Ladybug!!! I haven't talked to you in forever! ;-) I think everyone was a bit nuts last night, I will have to check and see if it was a "full moon". lol
Posted by happyflower on January 12, 2008, at 7:58:05
In reply to Re: You're not going to believe this!!!, posted by I need a hug on January 12, 2008, at 2:11:24
Hi Hugs,
Yeah we were sure were zipped, sticked and ripped last night, must have been a FULL MOON! lol or at least a "half moon!"
I am still confused about the stick, was it from a River birch or a smooth Maple? hmmmm
Posted by happyflower on January 12, 2008, at 8:02:32
In reply to Re: You're not going to believe this!!!, posted by Wittgenstein on January 12, 2008, at 3:05:31
ewwwww! I hope he didn't have "sweaty palms", ewwwwww! Hey Witty, How the heck are you , I have missed you sooo much. I wish I could babblemail you, I have something to ask you, lol. You take care, I miss chattin' with you!
Posted by rskontos on January 12, 2008, at 9:04:23
In reply to Re: You're not going to believe this!!! » Wittgenstein, posted by happyflower on January 12, 2008, at 8:02:32
Ok, now this is just cracking me up....it must be a full moon or we have all just lots our cookies and therapy is a bust........lol
I am not going to be able to go to my next therapy without remembering this thread :)
rsk
Posted by Poet on January 12, 2008, at 11:07:37
In reply to You're not going to believe this!!!, posted by happyflower on January 11, 2008, at 20:48:19
Hi Happyflower,
Where is a camera when you need one? That was definitely a Kodak moment.
Poet
Posted by happyflower on January 12, 2008, at 13:53:13
In reply to Re: You're not going to believe this!!! » happyflower, posted by Poet on January 12, 2008, at 11:07:37
HI Poet,
How are you doing? It has been too long of time since I have talked to you. I wish I had a camera, but it was rather disappointing, so maybe my fantasies are better than the real thing! lol
Posted by happyflower on January 12, 2008, at 13:55:42
In reply to Re: You're not going to believe this!!!, posted by rskontos on January 12, 2008, at 9:04:23
> Ok, now this is just cracking me up....it must be a full moon or we have all just lots our cookies and therapy is a bust........lol
Maybe all three, because I know we weren't drinking, can you imagine if we were? lol
>
> I am not going to be able to go to my next therapy without remembering this thread :)
>
Well at least you don't have to think about River Birch tress and your T! ewwwwwww!!!! lol
I am think I am suffering from a laughing hangover this morning! ;-)
> rsk
Posted by RealMe on January 12, 2008, at 15:02:12
In reply to Re: You're not going to believe this!!! » I need a hug, posted by happyflower on January 12, 2008, at 7:58:05
It was more like a smooth maple, I think.
Posted by RealMe on January 12, 2008, at 15:10:55
In reply to Re: You're not going to believe this!!! » rskontos, posted by happyflower on January 12, 2008, at 13:55:42
Me too rsk and happyflower - I won't be able to put it out of my mind for therapy; When I go to therapy on Tuesday, I am going to start laughing right off the bat, and T will want to know what's that about, and then I could say that it has to do with sex and get really provacative and see if I freak him out. Doubt it. I will likely feel like hiding under the couch. He will think it is funny, I think. Okay, what does this all mean. It means that for people witha sexual abuse issues, if you can make light of things, then it takes some of the sting out of what happened earlier in life. Other people make jokes and laugh, and so I am glad we can too.
RealMe
Posted by happyflower on January 12, 2008, at 15:29:05
In reply to Re: You're not going to believe this!!! *trigger** » happyflower, posted by RealMe on January 12, 2008, at 15:10:55
I got more out of last nights crazy "therapy" hour than a whole year's paid at old T. Sometimes you just need to laugh when it is all that is left to do because sometimes the tears just get dried up.
It was a very stressful week and it was fun to let loose. I think a lot of times we tend to take like too seriously. And heck, the thousands of dollars we pay for therapy, heck ya we are going to make the most out of our T's being human, whether it is getting mooned accidentally or other stuff that happens in therapy. Life happens, you might as well laugh at it. ;-)
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