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Posted by LlurpsieNoodle on June 20, 2007, at 19:34:04
Witty resourceful problem-solver with a creative cute funny streak seeks fellow kind social soul with whom to walk in the world.
contact LlurpsieNoodle at the PsychoPasta Factory. Serious inquiries only, please!
Posted by Sigismund on June 21, 2007, at 4:25:30
In reply to personal ad, posted by LlurpsieNoodle on June 20, 2007, at 19:34:04
It will work best if you solve all the problems.
Then we can do the other stuff together.
Posted by LlurpsieNoodle on June 21, 2007, at 15:24:03
In reply to Re: personal ad » LlurpsieNoodle, posted by Sigismund on June 21, 2007, at 4:25:30
> It will work best if you solve all the problems.
>
> Then we can do the other stuff together.Well, there's still the problem of deciding who has to solve all the problems.
Could be a deal breaker? I suspect that you have some positive qualities. Since this is the self-esteem board, you can actually respond to my personal ad telling me about yourself, using only positive attributes.
-Ll
Posted by Sigismund on June 21, 2007, at 15:51:15
In reply to Re: personal ad » Sigismund, posted by LlurpsieNoodle on June 21, 2007, at 15:24:03
No, the problem of deciding who has to solve the problems has already been solved.
(I did that, and you will solve every other problem from now on.)
That's the easy bit.
The hard bit is remembering my positive qualities.
Posted by LlurpsieNoodle on June 22, 2007, at 8:41:35
In reply to personal ad, posted by LlurpsieNoodle on June 20, 2007, at 19:34:04
1) doing arts and crafts projects with kids
2) doing arts and crafts projects with mentally ill
3) living in a cabin on the Appalachian trail and welcoming overnight guests, like the Hütte system in the Alps.
4) organizing wine and cheese receptions for charity groups
5) being the music librarian for a church choir
6) playing string quartets for children's audiences
7) tutoring children for a few hours a day on any subject a-z
8) tutoring adults who struggle with remedial education in the hopes of preparing them for college or trade school
9) helping to organize museum exhibits for children
10) iPod consultant for the nearest public library- to improve information technology knowledge in the public.
Posted by karen_kay on June 22, 2007, at 9:13:25
In reply to personal ad, posted by LlurpsieNoodle on June 20, 2007, at 19:34:04
if so, count me in....
you know my number! i must warn you though, i'm married, with the most adorable child ever.
oh, and you know i can keep up, even in those heels.
sweetie, you're perfect. and don't you forget it. or i'll have to remind you. and i have a horrible memory, remember?
sincerely (isn't that the key to your heart, the sincerity trigger?),
kk
Posted by LlurpsieNoodle on June 22, 2007, at 10:05:35
In reply to are you rich? » LlurpsieNoodle, posted by karen_kay on June 22, 2007, at 9:13:25
> if so, count me in....
I'm not rich, but I still want to count you. One. there. done.
>
> you know my number!yep. one
i must warn you though, i'm married, with the most adorable child ever.
>Oh, yes. I agree! How can any child of such genetic advantage be anything less than stunning?
> oh, and you know i can keep up, even in those heels.
you inspire me to buy and wear more heels. right now the only ones I have are my sex vixen 4.5 inch strappy sandals and a couple of kitten heels. one with pointy toes.
next trip I take to Hong Kong, I'm going crazy with the pirated designer shoes... mmm!
>
> sweetie, you're perfect. and don't you forget it. or i'll have to remind you. and i have a horrible memory, remember?
>
Aww, kk, you know I have a terrible memory too!> sincerely (isn't that the key to your heart, the sincerity trigger?),
>
> kksincerity is the most admirable and attractive trait ever. you've found my weak spot. Will you marry me?
-Ll
Posted by LlurpsieNoodle on June 22, 2007, at 10:33:58
In reply to are you rich? » LlurpsieNoodle, posted by karen_kay on June 22, 2007, at 9:13:25
I sent out a couple emails (3), and have already been contacted by 2 organizations to set up an interview or training session.
I suppose I'm not that unemployable.
-Ll
Do I get a gold star for being proactive?
Posted by Phillipa on June 22, 2007, at 12:28:49
In reply to wow, that was fast!, posted by LlurpsieNoodle on June 22, 2007, at 10:33:58
Lurpsie at least a big gold star. Wear it proudly. Love Phillipa
Posted by MidnightBlue on June 22, 2007, at 16:15:48
In reply to wow, that was fast!, posted by LlurpsieNoodle on June 22, 2007, at 10:33:58
You get TWO gold stars for getting two responses!
MB
Posted by karen_kay on June 24, 2007, at 8:25:49
In reply to Re: are you rich? » karen_kay, posted by LlurpsieNoodle on June 22, 2007, at 10:05:35
will you repeat that question just one more time please??????
i think i may have heard you wrong...sincerely, (hint hint hint)
kk
Posted by LlurpsieNoodle on June 24, 2007, at 9:27:03
In reply to WHAT???? » LlurpsieNoodle, posted by karen_kay on June 24, 2007, at 8:25:49
> will you repeat that question just one more time please??????
>
>
> i think i may have heard you wrong...
>
> sincerely, (hint hint hint)
>
> kkhilarious, free-thinking chick seeks wise scientist for exchanging high-heeled pumps, short skirts, romantic dinners, 6-packs and all the fun one can have on an air mattress...
the answer?
-Ll
Posted by karen_kay on June 25, 2007, at 11:01:37
In reply to Re: WHAT???? » karen_kay, posted by LlurpsieNoodle on June 24, 2007, at 9:27:03
YES!!!!
it's about f*cking (pardon my french, but i'm psyched!) time someone finally asked me!
i had to ask mr kk to marry me! (the nerve li, the nerve!)
funny you posted this too, i was about to post my very own 'personal ad'... go figure; you beat me to it!
YES YES YES! going to share a rocker with me or what?
awaiting your reply (with bloody finger nails in mouth),
kk
Posted by LlurpsieNoodle on June 26, 2007, at 18:42:21
In reply to you already know that answer... » LlurpsieNoodle, posted by karen_kay on June 25, 2007, at 11:01:37
ooh, I got a gruesome cuticle to go with you.
the rocking chair will definitely fit an Li and a kk
gotta run
rock on dahling
Li
Posted by Sigismund on June 26, 2007, at 19:36:05
In reply to Re: personal ad » Sigismund, posted by LlurpsieNoodle on June 21, 2007, at 15:24:03
>I suspect that you have some positive qualities. Since this is the self-esteem board, you can actually respond to my personal ad telling me about yourself, using only positive attributes.
I like animals.
Posted by LlurpsieNoodle on June 26, 2007, at 21:04:54
In reply to Re: personal ad » LlurpsieNoodle, posted by Sigismund on June 26, 2007, at 19:36:05
> >I suspect that you have some positive qualities. Since this is the self-esteem board, you can actually respond to my personal ad telling me about yourself, using only positive attributes.
>
> I like animals.Oh good, we'll get along just fine- I have animals and I am one too!
Posted by Phillipa on June 26, 2007, at 21:13:09
In reply to Re: personal ad » Sigismund, posted by LlurpsieNoodle on June 26, 2007, at 21:04:54
Lurpsie he's a tough one known him quite a while. A jumpsuit is a sweater. Love Phillipa
Posted by Sigismund on June 26, 2007, at 23:28:50
In reply to Re: personal ad » LlurpsieNoodle, posted by Phillipa on June 26, 2007, at 21:13:09
Self-esteem is one of those concepts that could do with a bit of fleshing out.
Here are some Dylan song lyrics that some of you would remember.
Mrs Henry
Well, I've already had two beers
I'm ready for the broom
Please, Missus Henry, won't you
Take me to my room?
I'm a good ol' boy
But I've been sniffin' too many eggs
Talkin' to too many people
Drinkin' too many kegs
Please, Missus Henry, Missus Henry, please!
Please, Missus Henry, Missus Henry, please!
I'm down on my knees
An' I ain't got a dimeWell, I'm groanin' in a hallway
Pretty soon I'll be mad
Please, Missus Henry, won't you
Take me to your dad?
I can drink like a fish
I can crawl like a snake
I can bite like a turkey
I can slam like a drake
Please, Missus Henry, Missus Henry, please!
Please, Missus Henry, Missus Henry, please!
I'm down on my knees
An' I ain't got a dimeNow, don't crowd me, lady
Or I'll fill up your shoe
I'm a sweet bourbon daddy
An' tonight I am blue
I'm a thousand years old
And I'm a generous bomb
I'm T-boned and punctured
But I'm known to be calm
Please, Missus Henry, Missus Henry, please!
Please, Missus Henry, Missus Henry, please!
I'm down on my knees
An' I ain't got a dimeNow, I'm startin' to drain
My stool's gonna squeak
If I walk too much farther
My crane's gonna leak
Look, Missus Henry
There's only so much I can do
Why don't you look my way
An' pump me a few?
Please, Missus Henry, Missus Henry, please!
Please, Missus Henry, Missus Henry, please!
I'm down on my knees
An' I ain't got a dime
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